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Dear Walter, if you were reincarnated who would you come back as and what would you do?
Walter: I'd come back as my wife and leave me the hell alone!
Jeff: Salt Lake city had some trouble with their giraffs, they got sick, threw up and died. Very sad. Not funny at all.
Peanut: *stares at Jeff*
Jeff: What, you think it's funny?
Peanut: Yes.
Jeff: What is so funny?
Peanut: The throwing up part....it'd take FOREVER! *starts hurling for a long time*
Jeff: So Bubba J, what's your favorite beer?
Bubba J: An open one.
Jeff: How do you know when you've had enough?
Bubba J: When I run out.
Achmed: There were no girls in my high school, but we had a girl's restroom!
Jeff: Really?
Achmed: Yes, me and Omar once snuck in there. Hee Hee.
Jeff: Okay, did you find anything.
Achmed: *evil voice* Yeess, we found...a machine!
Jeff: You found a machine? what did it do?
Achmed: If you stuck in a shackel a white missil would fly out! and it had a fuse too!
Jeff: ...
Achmed: And if you put in two shackels a big missil would come out! And it had WINGS!
Jeff: Okay..
Achmed: I saw you have lots of these missils in your bathroom...you're arming up for WAR!
Jeff: Every 3 weeks it feels like it yes.
Achmed: I think there will be blood shed...
Dear Walter, I just got married, do you have any good adivce?
Walter: Nope. Too late.
Jeff: Walter you've been married a long time now, how long is it?
Walter: 48 years!
Jeff: What was the happiest moment of your life?
Walter: 49 years ago.
Dear Walter, if you were reincarnated who would you come back as and what would you do?
Walter: I'd come back as my wife and leave me the hell alone!
Jeff: Salt Lake city had some trouble with their giraffs, they got sick, threw up and died. Very sad. Not funny at all.
Peanut: *stares at Jeff*
Jeff: What, you think it's funny?
Peanut: Yes.
Jeff: What is so funny?
Peanut: The throwing up part....it'd take FOREVER! *starts hurling for a long time*
Jeff: So Bubba J, what's your favorite beer?
Bubba J: An open one.
Jeff: How do you know when you've had enough?
Bubba J: When I run out.
Achmed: There were no girls in my high school, but we had a girl's restroom!
Jeff: Really?
Achmed: Yes, me and Omar once snuck in there. Hee Hee.
Jeff: Okay, did you find anything.
Achmed: *evil voice* Yeess, we found...a machine!
Jeff: You found a machine? what did it do?
Achmed: If you stuck in a shackel a white missil would fly out! and it had a fuse too!
Jeff: ...
Achmed: And if you put in two shackels a big missil would come out! And it had WINGS!
Jeff: Okay..
Achmed: I saw you have lots of these missils in your bathroom...you're arming up for WAR!
Jeff: Every 3 weeks it feels like it yes.
Achmed: I think there will be blood shed...
Dear Walter, I just got married, do you have any good adivce?
Walter: Nope. Too late.
Jeff: Walter you've been married a long time now, how long is it?
Walter: 48 years!
Jeff: What was the happiest moment of your life?
Walter: 49 years ago.
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