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Jeff: Women age like fine wine!
Walter: Not my wife, she's aging like milk!
Jeff: Marriage is for life you know.
Walter: Yeah well this one is taking to damn long!
Jeff: You promise until death do us part.
Walter: You make that promise and later you realize you're actually setting a goal!
Walter: Do you know what foreplay for us is at this age?
Jeff: No?
Walter: It's come down to one of us asking "Hey, you awake?"
Walter: You want to know what oralsex for us is?
Jeff: Uh...sure.
Walter: My wife screams "Screw you!" and I yell "Bite me!"
Jeff: So how is your sexlife Walter?
Walter: *grunts* my wife is complinaning, says I don't make the right noises.
Jeff: ....
Walter: Do you wanna know what I say?
Jeff: Not really no.
Walter: Okay prepare yourself now, this will be kinda pornographic! *leans back, even voice* "Get off."
Dear Walter: How do I get my husband to take out the trash?
Walter: Well you're here now aren't you!
Walter: Not my wife, she's aging like milk!
Jeff: Marriage is for life you know.
Walter: Yeah well this one is taking to damn long!
Jeff: You promise until death do us part.
Walter: You make that promise and later you realize you're actually setting a goal!
Walter: Do you know what foreplay for us is at this age?
Jeff: No?
Walter: It's come down to one of us asking "Hey, you awake?"
Walter: You want to know what oralsex for us is?
Jeff: Uh...sure.
Walter: My wife screams "Screw you!" and I yell "Bite me!"
Jeff: So how is your sexlife Walter?
Walter: *grunts* my wife is complinaning, says I don't make the right noises.
Jeff: ....
Walter: Do you wanna know what I say?
Jeff: Not really no.
Walter: Okay prepare yourself now, this will be kinda pornographic! *leans back, even voice* "Get off."
Dear Walter: How do I get my husband to take out the trash?
Walter: Well you're here now aren't you!
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