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Two guardsman are yomping off to war when one says to the other:
"Hey sarge, this lasgun is heavy. I wish we had something lighter."
The Sarge, being a grizzled veteran of many wars, let's the man in on a secret:
"You could kill grots just by pointing your finger at them and shouting: ABANG ABANG ABANG! Because the grots know that when they hear that they are gonna die and so fall over dead to save themselves the bother."
"You must be joking Sarge," - the soldier replies and thinks nothing more of it.
War comes. The guardsman runs out of ammo.
In desperation he points his finger and shapes it like a gun. Feeling rather stupid, he shouts ABANG ABANG ABANG! And to his surprise he sees whole squads of gretchin die.
He proceeds to slaughter all of the gretchin horde with the exception of one grot that is charging straight towards him.
He shouts ABANG ABANG ABANG! but nothing happens.
Rather confused he shouts louder ABANG ABANG ABANG!
The next thing the guardsman remembers is being smashed flat by some awesome force, every bone in his body is crushed.
The last thing he remembers is a small high pitched grotty voice squeeling:
ATANK ATANK ATANK! ATANK ATANK ATANK!
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Anonymous
Mon 20 Jun 2011 00:58
Loooool :)
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