Idag träffade jag Gamzee!! :33 <3<3<3
Det var så trevligt!!! :O <3 Dessutom, utan att jag märkte det, började jag gå över till att bli lite kattaktigt lik Nepeta till sättet att vara efter ett tag O__O'' iofs ska jag inte säga så eftersom jag knappt vet nåt om henne än så länge ^^''~<3

Well nu känner jag mig i alla fall säkrare inför Nepeta cossen med henne ^w^~<3

Tack för en bra dag Gamzee!!! >w<~<3<3<3

Jag med!!! :'3 <3<3<3 Jag hoppas jag lyckas fixa min cosplay så bra som jag vill att den ska vara!! >o<''~<3

JAAAAH! >W< Och din lilla murbel! Jag har ju sagt att jag kommer att hjälpa dig!!<3333

You sure? :S <3

Indeed *-* Ska du vara Nep på NC?

Om jag lyckas få till en cosplay tills dess ja ^^''~<3

OMG, underbart! >w< Får hoppas!

Hehe ja ^^~<3 Men förvänta dig inte för mycket... jag har aldrig gjort en cosplay själv =__=''

VI HJÄLPER DIG HAR JAG JU SAGT~<33

Klart! 8''D det är inte så svårt när man väl kommer igång och fattar vad man ska göra xD

Jag vet XD <3 Men jag är fortfarande nervös!! >o<''

Det är jag också.... xD har ett par byxor att sy horn att forma, peruk som ska stylas 8I

Men du!! Klarar jag det klarar du det okay!? ;3 <3

Jorå! 8D det här ska vi fixa!

Jaapp~<3

EN DEAL! BÅDA KOMMER FÅ AWEOME COSPLAYS, OCH JAG KOMMER TVINGA ER ATT FÅ AWESOME KRAMAR 8DDD

Jag är frivillig till kramarna!! >w<~<3<3<3

Jag gillar inte kramar 8I

HUR KAN DU INTE GILLA KRAMAR!?!?!?!? O__O''

I dunno 8I gillar dem bara inte~

Skumt O_O''

...Ok Eridan slipper en awesome kram..*hurted into the bones* Men NEPPY kommer INTE. UNDAAN~~~~ .<333

*putta Nep in i dina armar* 8'''D gå iväg och var lyckliga nu!

hOoOoOoOoOoNk~! :oD *skuttar lyckligt iväg*

Jag vart kidnappad innan jag än hann fatta det... O__O'' Oh well ^^''~<3 *Gives a warm cuddly hug* :33 <

*vinkar efter er båda i en vacker klänning medan jag snyter mig i en näsduk av spets* they are so fuckin cute together Q__Q

... Is this a lame movie or something!? X'D That troll has apparantly killed me/Nepeta if I am to believe ThePumkinPie so that setting seems rather strange... =__=''

Yup, you're so right c:
But that's only cuz he snapped, killed Neps morail Equius and in rage she tried to attack him and died... xD
I really hate that scene U_U'

Well... he was sober after all... but it's still not an excuse >__>''

It's a perfect, or purrfect, excuse for everything! 8D
Now... as I said.. run away and get happy! I wanna get out of this dress... where did it even come from? Dx

Hahaha no XD <3 You can take it off although it suits you so purrfectly!! :'3 <

So you're just gonna stand there and watch me change clothes? D8
And people call ME perverted!
And of course it suits me, I'm sexy B)

hahahaha XD <3 No I wouldn't do that to you Eridan~<3 *Gamz33 runs away with Neppy and they both dissapears in the sunset*~<3

hOnK! :o)
(hEhEhEh I cAnT jUsT bElIvE hOw MoThErFuCkInG sHiT-sTuPiD eRiDaN wOuLd LoOk In A dReSs xo) hOnK hOnK!)

Oh be kind to him Gamz33 If he wants to wear a dress let him ;3 <

(aNd Im MoThAfUcKiNg SorRy FoR kIlLiNg YoU aNd EqUiUs NePeTa... iT wAs JuSt ThAt MoThErFuCkEr StRiDeR wHo MaDe Me LiKe ThAt AnD i WaS oUt Of PiEs AnD tAvRoS dIeD aNd..... iM mOtHaFuCkInG sOrRy FoR eVeRyThInG.......hOnK)

Wow, so you don't like my sexy body? D8
Well NOW I'm offended Q_Q' *realize they bot gone* Damn... *go sit in a corner*
(OMG, I have to look for pics man! *-*)

Its okay Gamz33... I guess ^^'' But still you dont kill your furrends now do you? =3=~ Ah whatever lets just forget it!! :'3 < Hey Gamz33... you heard something? I though I heard Eridan call just now... :S

wE aRe BaCk ErIdAn MoThErFuCkEr AnD i GaVe NePeTa SoMe MaGiCaL sLiMePiE :o)
hOnK!

Gamz33... this f33ls weird ;___; </3

*turn back at both of you* wwhy the HELL did you leavve at the first place
just because i tell you to leavve doesnt mean i fuckin wwant you to *sob sob*
wwait you did WWHAT to nep

(Guuuys... http://browse.deviantart.com/?qh=§ion=&q=eridan+ampora+dress#/d4ke1yc xD)

aAaW iM sOrRy MaN, wE DiDnT mEaN tO :o(
hOnK!
i JuSt GaVe HeR a TrUe TaStE fOr MiRaClEs BrO :o)

(OhHoLyShIToFmOtHeRfUcKiNgHoNkMyEyEsArEbUrNiNgBrO!!!!!wAtEr! i-iNeEd WaTeR mAn!! DDo: )

Oh my freakin gog!!! O________O'' Y-youre actually wearing that Eridan!? Thats... looks so.... strange :S *still dun f33l well because of the slimepie*

I shouldnt have tasted that pie Gamz33!! ;__; </3 My head!! D': Eridan help!! ;__; <3 (and also I didnt want to leave you my dear furrend!! D: <3)

i fuckin HOPE so gam noww you both havve to stay here
forevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvver
an WWHEN are you goin to learn there isnt anythin like miracles or magic you are goin to make her high nothin else
*stare at Nepeta* yeah a course i am isnt it pretty i made it myself *spinn around*

(MOHAHAHA! YOU AINT GETTING SHIT BRO! KEEP LOOKING!)

Waah!! The colors are so bright it f33ls like my eyes are burning!! O__O'' Uum... is that a wand Eridan? it looks scary :S Ah! Gamz33 how can you stand this pie!? D':
But... Siris trying to force me to sl33p Eridan!! :/

wwhy do evveryones eyes start to fuckin BURN its not that bad
its wwonderful *pose*
an yes its a wwand a SIENCE wwand to be correct
oh fuck that siri human you havve to STAY wwith us

aAaAaAaAaAaH!! mY eYeS!! Do: *rolls around at the floor* pLeAsE mAn JuSt RiP iT oFf! *pressing face against floor and crawls around in a circle*
hOoOoOoOoOoNk Do':

*glare at you* wwell ok sure but only because you are the one askin *walk away to change clothes and come back*
so HAPPY noww

yEs VeRy MoThErFuCkInG mUcH tHaNkS bRo :o)
wHy DiD yOu EvEN mAkE tHaT eYeShiTtInG dReSs? :o0

its more about HOWW i did it not wwhy
i havve no fuckin idea gam i saww it an thought it wwould make me look beautiful an if i looked beautiful others wwould like me
but uh didnt seem like that wworked as i thought it wwould
i mean havvent you EVVER tried a dress

wElL i CaNt SaY mOtHeRfUcKiNg No ThAt QuEsTiOn :o)
bUt UuH.. i LiKe YoU mAn :o)
hOnK!

you see almost evveryone wwants to try a dress once in their shitty lifes
wwell a course you should like me wwho cant like a highblood like ME

*yawn* Morning :33 <
Oh! Look you changed away from that strange dress of yours :O <3 Wai... what!? O__O'' Gamz33s tried a dress!? :S Well that certainly sounds... odd ^w^'' Cant picture it really... :'3 <
And hey Eridan! You shouldnt use the fact that youre a highblood to your advantage like that!! D:

i do wwhatevver i wwant
because you knoww
im a fuckin highblood
an i sure can see gam in a dress just look
http://browse.deviantart.com/?order=9&q=gamzee+makara+dress&offset=24#/d3bqtth

My human furrend is way more kind than most highbloods!! >n<
Oh dear gog thats... thats... ugly O__O'' (Sorry Gamz33!! D:)

aAw MaN yOu SuRe GoT mE ThErE mOtHeRfUcKiNg HiGhBlOoD bRoThEr :o)
iT wAs FoR aN rOlEpLaYiNg GaMe WhIt TaVbRo NePeTa, BuT hE gAvE kInD oF tHe SaMe MoThErFuCkInG eXpReSsIoN aS yOu WeIrDlY eNouGh? :oS

As Ive already said Gamz33 Im gonna draw a dress that suits you better ^^''~<3

aAaH ThAnKs NePeTa :oDDD
tHaT wIlL bE mOthErFucKinG tItTsLaMmInG sWeEt SiS!

Just dont expect to much Gamz33 ^w^'' Im not a designer or what they call here :'3 <

oOh MaN oK bRo I uNdErStAnD :o)
jUsT cHiLlIn It Up MaN, hOnK!

wwhy wwould you EVVEN design a dress to gam to wwear
i mean its almost like you fuckin WWANT him to wwear a dress
god gam wwatch out your turnin into
into
into
intoooo
A GIRL

Well if he likes dresses I wont stop him from wearing one as long as it suits him :33 < I can design one for you too Eridan if you want to :3 < I think you n33d some other colors for a suitable dress :'3 <

hmm wwell i do like blue
an purple
an stripes
if you can manage to do a dress out a that yeah go a head

Hmm... blue and purple will suit you much better than the yellowish dress you had before :33 < *starts planning*

it wwill be fuckin purrfect right
be sure to make it look as much royal as you can

Royal ey? hmm... Ill do my best ^w^''~<3 Lets s33... royal, blue, purple, stripes.... anything you wish to add? :33 <

hmm no i dont think so
just make sure you dont forget my symbol
that aquarius symbol

Ah! Thats right!! :33 < Thought it was something missing!! :'3 <

hEh HeH. aAw YeAh MoThErFuCkErS wE aRe GoNnA hAvE a MiRaCiLoUs DrEsS-uP pArTaY :o)))
hOnK

Hahaha XD I already have an alternative skiss for your dress Gamz33!! ;3 <3

psssh this is goin to be fuckin GREAT
we must havve tea
sit in our dresses an havve a fuckin tea party

Im in!! :33 < Just wait and Ill fix your dress for the party! ;3 <

hEhEh Oh YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs ArE sO DaMn MiRaCiLoUs ThIs WiLl SuRe Be SoMe TiTtSlAmMiNg FuNnY sHiT rIgHt :o)
hOnK hOnK

you an your fuckin miracles but yeah i guess this is one a those moments
im gonna make the TEA an gam you should uh you should sit there an do nothin
i think im gonna make the cookies too

That sounds like a great idea :33 < Hey gamz33 you just stand still wile I take you mesurements okay? :3 <

oK bRo YoU gO gEt YoUr MiRaCiLoUs TeA aNd CoOkIeS aNd I wIlL gEt SoMe MoThErFucKiNg FuLl Of TiTt-SlAmMiNg MiRaClE sLiMePiE :o)
hOnK
uUuH oK sIs IlL jUsT cOmPlEtLeY moThErFUcKiNg StIlL tHeN :o) .............*säckar ihop lite*

... Gamz33!!! D:< You n33d to straighten your back if Im gonna fix this properly!! Otherwise Ill have to solve it with a really tight corsett!! =3=''~ Act like a lady! :33 <
And also... That slimepie... uh... dont bring too much of it will please ^w^'' Ill never try it again!! =__=''

hahaha i cant miss this seein gam act like a fuckin lady an all *sit down and stare*

mAn ErIdAn Do YoU rEaLlY mOtHeRfUcKiNg NeEd To StArE sO fUcKinG cReEpY lIkE tHaT?? iT kInD oF cReEpS tHe MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS oUt oF mE :oS
aNd Im SoRrY sIs My GoAtDaD nEvEr TaUgHt Me HoW tO sTaNd StRaIgHt Or HoW tO aCt So MoThErFuCkInG pRoPeRlY aT aLl...
hOnK hOnK :o((

my stare isnt THAT fuckin creepy *look away*
but ok wwhatevver i wwill go an make those cookies i guess havve FUN

mAkE sUrE tO bLeNd In SoMe MiRaCuLoUs SoPoRsLiMe In ThEm To :o)
hOnK

NO wwere NOT goin to havve that slime thing
i dont wwanna end up like you
im goin to make chocolate cookies

*stares at Gamz33* Well then its time you learnt to act like one now!! D:< *forces Gamz33s back to become straight by putting on a corsett and making it REALLY tight* There!! >:3 < Now Gamz33! As a lady you do everything grazefully... the bad laguage Im not even gonna bother to get rid of!! =__='' Try and watch, Sara and Siri, our human furrends to get an example of how a real lady should look like!! :33 <
Oh and Eridan! Thank you for not mixing any slime in it!!! That would be a disaster!! :S

Siri: *dör av skratt* X''D <3<3<3

wOw SiS fEeL sOmE eMpAtHy FoR a LoNeLy MoThErFuCkEr.
sHiIiIiIiIT i ThINk Im GeTtInG a LiTtLe SobEr..... :o(
i ReAlLy HoPe SaRa SpEaReD mE sOmE sLimE oR wE aLl EnD uP iN a DeEp UnMiRaClEoUs ShIt BrOs..

uh is it bad for you to get sober or wwhat dont you havve anythin wwith you in your sylladex or somethin
or did you fuckin forget it
wwhatevver hes all yours nep i wwill be back soon *wave and walk away*

(What are we even doing?? xD )

wEeEeLl I tHiNk tHaT i JuSt MoThErFuCkInG fOrGoT? :o)

(I dont fucking know man XDDD Det här är så weird! Men hey! Danne stövveln, ska du på Närcon i år?? :D )

*starts to bake cookies* (<-- OMG... Eridan is baking... it's so fucked up 8I )

(Hmmm, yes det ska jag! 8D sj? Fast jag antar att du ska, annars hade du nog inte frågat xD)

uUuUuH... (Bro this sure IS fucked up! X'DD )

(Yay! :DD Jaaah det skall jag~! Jag och min tvillingsyrra ska gå som Gamzee (no shit) och Tavros! 8DD )

*comes back after an hour or so*
im baaaaaack wwith all the stuff eat it and be fuckin HAPPY

(Hoho, vad coolt! 8D jag ska vara Eridan och Dave~
Känns som det kommer vara många Gams och Tavs... XD)

oH mAn ThAt LoOkS mOtHeRfUcKiNg DeLiCiOuS bRo :o)
iS iT oK iF i AdD sOmE sLiMe To It?

(Jag vet.. XD Men det är skillnad på oss för vi vägrar göra fanfiction (GamzxTav)! Ò3O )

*Nepeta sights and gives up on the dress* Hey Gamz33! If you add slime do it to your own portions and NOT the others okay? D: And hurry up eating the slime Gamz33!! A sober Gamz33 is usually a bad one!! =__=''
*takes one of Eridans cookies* waah! They're so purrfectly tasty!! O__O'' I didnt actually think you could bake for reals!! :A

(Och ändå älskar du den pairingen :'3 Men jag kan förstå det med tanke på att ni är syskon!! ^^'')

oK oK iM sOrRy SiS :o(
bUt HeY mOtHeRfUcKeRs HoW mOtHeRfUcKiNg WeIrD aM i As A sObEr MoThErFuCkEr???

(Yeeesh~! Men Gamzee x Karkat is SOOOO much better! *W* )

Its okay Gamz33, but really... that slime is dangerous for those who are not you... =__=''
Uuh... weell.... you have kind of killed people youd never kill otherwise.... like... me... ;__;

(Nep: *death glare* What did you say!? D:<)

a course my cookies are the best its kinda a uuh secret hobby a mine *bite cookie*
annd NO a sober gam is the wworst kinda gam so dont evven think about it havve wwhatevver you wwant on those cookies i dont givve a glubbin fuck

(Hoho, på tiden att någon bryter sig loss! xD parningen är inte ens helt canon ännu u_u'
Oh, so you ship GamxKar? ;D )

Woah! :33 < Thats so great Eridan!! :'3 <
Definitly!! Make sure to add that slime to your share Gamz33!! =__='' *tremble with fear of sober Gamz*
("canon"? ^^''~<3)

oH oK mOtHeRfUcKeRs *adds some to own cookie* ...*feels like takeing a joint* ..
mOtHeRfUcKiNg MiRaClEs BrOs :o)

(Canon= av fansen. X3 Men jag tycker att GamxKar är så sött, och faktiskt rätt så realistisk, om min jobbiga fangirl sida får ta över! :3 <33 )

That's much better Gamz! :'3 <3

(Oh I see O3O~<3 Säg inte det så att Neppy hör bara! Hon skulle bli så lessen! D:)

uh dont start wwith your fuckin miracles again gam
oh and nep howws it goin wwith the dresses it wwont be fun drinkin tea wwithout em

(Brukar inte Nep shippa allt huh? :''o Alla dessa ship *-* Hmm~
ALLA ship är realistiska Gam, bara man tänker på det! )

Hmm... Im working on them, but gosh! I didnt know you were so eager to wear them!! :O < Gamz33s dress is very much sugarsw33t, but for you Eridan I think well n33d something more... elegant dont you think? :33 <

(Maybe she does :S Jag kan för lite om henne fortfarande ^^'' Men vad är det där ständiga ordet "shippa"!? =__='' .... Är dom? >__>'' Gamzee känns inte så... romantisk av sig =3='')

im not THAT eager its only a fun thing i mean its not that often you can stuff like this right
uhm and yes elegant sounds lovvely

(Du kan för lite lilla du! xD shippa är när man prarar ihop två karaktärer med vandra *-* Nepeta är en shipper, hon gillar ALLA parningar! Ritar upp de på väggen och jag vette vad >w<
Och nä, Gam är inte de minsta romantisk XD däremot har han en crush på lilla Tav c: )

Oh reeeeaally? >;3 <3
Great! Then Ill start skissing on it! Well s33 what I can do! :33 <

(Förlåt då... ;__; <3 Aha! :O <3 Jag visste inte att hon var så! Jag gissade på att hon inte skulle gilla några pairingar med Karkat och någon annan än sig själv med tanke på att hon har känslor för honom ^^''~<3
HAN HAN!?!?!? O___O'' DIDN'T KNOW!!! :O <3)

good i count on you nep *grins before pouring up some tea*

(Nej, du ikke vara förlåten, säger vi :'o
Äh, hon verkar inte bry sig så mycket, faktiskt xD Hon vet redan att Karkat är kär i en annan c: Du får veta allt ju mera du läser serru~
Eridan hade faktiskt känslor för Nepeta ett tag också >w< Men han blev sååå dissad :c Elak Nep. Ingen vill ha honom <'3
Som sagt, keep on reading >8D )

Yosh!! >:3 <

(VAAA!? Är Karkat kär i någon!?!?! O__O'' Den ständigt arga saken som tycks hata hela världen... älska någon... något är fel =__='' Wai... WAAAAH!?!?! O__O'' Men... Eridan... How could I do that to you!? ;__; </3)

(Hahah, Karkat är mest rädd för att visa vad han egentligen känner så det är därför han är som han är xD han bryr sig mera än man tror >u< Och jaaa, i det enda kvinnliga trollet han tål att vara runt om. En hint är att även hon skriver med caps xD
Elllllleeerr huuur? D8 hur kunde du? You broke my heart Q_Q' I mean... fish x cat, so cute! But anyway, you are long forgotten, I have Feferi now... even though she has someone else :c Damnit... I'm not even fuckin friendzoned!)

O_____O'' Är det... är det Terezi!? :O <3<3<3 OMG att jag inte upptäckte förens nu!! :S

Uum... I dont take responsibility for what I did back then... because I didnt know, but hey Eridan... is it too selfish asking for another chance? ^w^''~<3 But hey... cats eat fish you know =__='' I dun wanna eat you Eridan!! ;__; </3 Well I guess Feferi being the most highblooded troll makes her more picky? :/

YES, IT IS HER! 8D HAHAH! They are perfect for each other u_u

Pssh, yeah right! You said you didn't want my silly fish looking face near you ever again :c
I dunno Nep, should I give you one? I'm not an easy person you know! And hey, I don't mind you "eating" me ;'D *wink*
PAH, we are almost the same fuckin standard, we're both royals. And beside she's together with SOLLUX of all people. He's almost the lowest there is u_u'
She thinks I'm too uhm... whiny. I'm not whiny at all.

SO TRUE!! O__O'' I don't get it... how could I not realize? :O <3

Please Eridan!! D: <3 I didnt know what I was saying!! ;w;~<3 Im sure I can handle it! :33 < You cant be THAT difficult, right? :3 < Oh dear! I didnt know you were into that Eridan!! :O Its still fact that she chose Sollux over you Eridan :/ Obviously it isnt the bloodrank shes judging by ^w^'' Well Youre not whiny Eridan! Just a bit stubborn at times :'3 < But hey! Thats charming! ;3 <3

It's hard to realize it when Kar is being so damn stubborn u_u that lil thing.

Hmm, well I guess I could give you a second chance. What do I have to lose on that? But is Eq going to be okay with that, I mean, he always tells you what you should do or not and if I remember right he didn't like us sea dwellers 8'I
And hmm, we will see about that, I mean it isn't all that easy to be around a handsome royal like me~
You should feel honored! Heheh, you never know with me!
No, she's not that kind of person to do that. She's like... friend with EVERYONE. So fuckin annoying D8
But it's still pretty shitty that she had to stop being my morail (best friend) u_u'
Oh, you think? ;'D Well yeah, you have to be stubborn to come far in life, right?

Hahaha Maybe! :'3 <3

As I usually say to Gamz33... He doesnt have to know now does he? ;3 < Oh dear! Eridan Ill have to be honest with you if our relationship is gonna work... this is why most people turn you down... =3='' Because you have a tendency to make people f33l less aprichiated like you this youre much better than them... :S You are handsome, yes and you are royal, but telling me to f33l honored is a bit strange isnt it? ^w^''~<3
Ah! You really think its bad to be furrends with everyone? D: But... Im furrends with most people so... you dont like me after all!? ;__;
Guess so!! :'33 <

Uhm, yes I think that's pretty important to be. I mean, if you're just gonna sit there and keep all your feelings and thoughts inside it will only end up bad.
I don't have a tendency to make others feel less worthy! Though they are... uh I mean, yeah... maybe I do. I've always been like that, it's pretty hard to only stop 8'I But I can be friendly if I want too, it's all up to me and the person I'm talking to. I dunno, is it strange?
Oh uh no I didn't mean it like that! Sorry Nep. I'm just.. I think I'm kinda jealous of everyone being so good friends. Even VRISKA off all trolls fuckin blocked me! She's almost even more hated than me and she fuckin BLOCKED me. Can you understand that???
I do like you Nep, still. Uhm, yeah.

Yes of course its inportant to speak your mind beacuse as my human furrend Siri would say "By the goddess how many missunderstanding there can be otherwise", but there are times when you should k33p it inside instead :33 < For instance if its something that might hurt the other purrson.

Could you... bring me flowers of stuff like that so I can be sure that you dont think of me as an unimportant lowblood then? ^w^'' Its a bit difficult to know wether you look down on people or not because as you say youve always b33n like that ^w^''

Its okay! :33 < I was just a bit worried there :'3 < She DID!? O__O'' Dear gog thats a surprise!! :S
Aaaw :'3 < and I like you Eridan!!! :33 <

That's a clever friend you have. Why are you talking to those humans anyway? They are stupid, except that Siri, she seems ok.
Oh so you're not supposed to say things that hurts others? Heheh, I think I have to train that too.

Wow, you are a flower girl? Well yeah that wouldn't be a problem I guess. I'm pretty romantic when I try! YOU wait here, I will be right back
And yes, I've always been like that because it's kind of in my nature. I'm the only one with violet blood, just like Fef's the only one with her color. Royals are royals, but be right back! *wave and walk away to find flowers*

You don't have to worry or something. If I like you, I like you right? Nothing is gonna change that.
Yeah, but whatever. I don't even care anymore.

Theyre not that bad if you get to know them... like Siri! :33 <
Yeah I think do n33d to practice that ^w^''

Well flowers is a good way of expressing your f33lings right? :33 < And I dont dubt that you can be romantic darling!! ;3 < Ind33d you are, but you dont think that makes me or any of the others a less important human... Right? ^w^'' *wave to Eridan as he leaves*

Aaaw!!! :'33 < *tear of happiness*
Well thats good then :33 <

Hmm actually I tried to communicate with both Human Rose and Human Jade, but they are both. I dunno, human Rose got my computer to explode! And Jade, uhm... I don't even wanna talk about it.

*comes back after half an hour with a small smile on my lips* It took me a while since you don't have the comfort to buy flowers, but uh, I hope yo like them! *hold a bouquet with flowers against you* I kinda tried to find them in different colors and all, even red ones. Maybe you're right...

(OMG... I kinda feel sorry for Gam later xD )

She did!? O__O'' Dear gog! Shes dangerous!? D:
What could Jade have done to make you dislike her so badly? :S

Oh Eridan!! >//////<~<3<3<3 *gives you a kiss on the ch33k and waves her tail* Theyre so beautiful!! :33 < *gives a warm hug and snuggles up against your cheast*

(Uum... Siri Kinda warned her and I think she also leaked out the info about you and I... :S)

Hmm yes she did! I bet she is. I dunno what happened, I tried to be nice, tried to show my good damn side. Even though I had to teach her that magic isn't real. She think she's a witch damn it. Magic is fake and will always be D8
Uh, yeah, I kinda... I kinda flirted with her one and uhm... gave her a new rifle and all! Even THERE I tried to be nice, but no, she keept being a bitch and she won't forget about it. Gah, I hate humans, I'm sorry Nep but I can't stand them.

*blush a bit before hugging you back* Hmm, this isn't so bad, no bad at all~
For once I'm pretty happy I opened up for someone.

(Well that's good of her! Otherwise Gam would have been pretty shocked ^^' <3 )

I thought you liked magic? :33 < And hey... wait... you flirted with her!? =__='' Guess Ill have to not b33ing around Siri while talking to you then? ^w^'' She love diving into her fantasy about other worlds, magic and furrends even though she knows it isnt real ^w^''

S33? Its much better this way Eridan! :33 < *starts to purr*

(I know right!! =__='')

Uh yeah, I don't have a problem with magic in that way and I do have a lot of shitty fuckin wands layin around. But I do know it's not real and I prefer SCIENCE. In the end, it's always science Nep. Uh no I don't that's a good idea, I don't think we would get along that well. Sorry.

Hahah, you really are like a cat, ain't you? And yeah, I guess so, I mean. It's actually nice having someone to hug and all. *give you a kiss on the cheek*

(Like... "lalala, I'm back for that tea party... uh... oh... Have I missed something? D8" )

:33 < Oh well!! Im sure Siri doesnt mind
Siri: What're you talking about Neppy!? D:< Course I mind!! =3=''~ I want to talk to your boyfriend too!! >3<''~<3<3<3
Nep: :33 < *sighs and gets Siri to leave* Shes so stubborn ^w^''

:33 < Well I am! And from now on Im your kitten to boot no matter what Equius says!!
:33 < You s33? Im sure more people would understand you and like you if you did open up like with me!! *Blushes and kisses back on your ch33k* >/////<~<3<3<3

(Very much so!! =__='')

Hahaha, at least she seem to be a very happy person. I can understand why you two get along so well. You like stubborn people huh? *laugh*

I'm the only one who have the right to cuddle with you! *stroke your head* My kitty~
I don't give a damn about Eq, even though he doesn't like sea dwellers he can't go against a highblood like me!
Pssh, I'm not going to open up like a fool to everyone. They will think I'm fuckin weak or something. You can't rule a war with feelings. I bet they would think I'm sick or a spy if I started to hug them and laughed like crazy. I haven't really smiled for years.

:33 < she is!! but even though shes stubborn shes kind and cares about others just like you!!~

X33 < you are!! *lookes up at you happily, purrs and waves my tail*
>:33 i now right!? for once its a decision i can chose fur myself!! though i still havent got the hang of this weird blood ranking system X33 <

:33 < okay~ but maybe you could just k33p hugging and smiling and laughing with me only? i purromise i wont tell the others!!

Not that i usually care about others but whatever, I guess. Keep that friend close, friends are important to have.

It feels like I'm the only one talking about myself here, can't you say something about yourself? I want to know more.
Hahah, you need to go against him more you know, he can't controll you all the time! And there isn't that much about that blood ranking system. It's like, those with lower bloods are said to be less important than those with higher. But you're a middle blood so for you it's alright. *hug tight*

Hmm, yeah that sounds like a better idea. It's hard not to smile when I'm talking with you! I trust you <3

:33 < youre right!! furrends are inpurrtant stuff!!

:33 < maybe youre right ^w^'' well i live in my cave togethur with my wondurful lusus called Pounce de leon. i like to draw inturresting things that has happened on my shippingwall which i do quite often! i somethines go off hunting for food for me and my lusus and well... thats pretty much it ^w^''

XOO < i know!! i do tell him off, but then i get a bad f33ling and dont do those stuff he furrbids me to...

:33 < oh i s33!! well ive nevurr really understood why they even have it so i guess it doesnt matter ^w^'' *hug back~*

:33 < Aaaw thats great!!~<3 i wont let you down!! *kisses you again*

oH hOlY sHiT oF mOtHeRfUcKiNg JuGgAlOs HaVe I mIsSeD sOmEtHiNg MoThErFuCkInG ImPoRtAnT hErE bRoS???? :oS

i ThInK i NeEd SoMe MoRe PiE........

(LAWL! X''D Nu bara MÅSTE vi ta ett NepxEri på NärCon jue!! >:DD )

That doesn't sound all that bad your lusus seem to be a friendly one, not like mine. He's always so fuckin grumpy... *sighs before turning to Gamzee*

oh uhm heeey yeah you kinda missed somethin here nep an i are like matesprits noww
the best fuckin matesprit evver

(OMG, det vore något otroligt kul att göra *-* All min kärlek på detta!
Jag som tydligen ska göra GamxEri också... xD I have all them bitches ;'D )

:33 < yeah! shes the cutest!! is your lusus always like that? DD:

:33 < very much so ind33d!! *smiles looking at Eridan*

(Well I'm up for it if I can finally bring myself to start with my Nepeta cosplay ^^~<3
Det var det värsta!! Du verkar ha fullt upp!! XD)

wElL aTlEaSt YoUr OnE iS mOtHeRfUcKiNg At HoMe AnD nOt SwImMiNg ArOuNd SoMe MoThErFuCkInG eLsEwHeRe At SeA :o(

(AHAHA! X'DD Oooh! Ser mer fram emot NC nu! *w* ~)

uh yeah kinda he nevver wwants to do fun things but wwhatevver i dont care

an gam thats only because youre like half there to be a sea dwweller havve you tried to speak to him about it

(Det kommer ske massa saker där *-* )

wElL... i ThInK iVe TrIeD bUt Im MoThErFuCkInG sCaReD oF tHe BiG-bLuE yOu SeE?? tRiEd SwIm AfTeR tHe MoThEFuCkEr OnCe AnD nEvEr AgAiN bRo.
nEvEr AgAiN.... :o(

(Oooh! *3* Och det är bara några veckor kvar!! :DD)

:33 < maybe you could teach gamz33 how to swim eridan?
(Oh dear goddess!! Vågar jag komma nu!? O__O'')

there is nothin to fear about the big blue gam really as long as you stay away from fefs lusus there is hmm
but sure if he wwants to learn i got no problems wwith that
he is after all half a sea dwweller

(Klart du gör! >8D)

is feferis lusus really dangerous!? O__O'' uum... hey eridan... its gonna take some time until i dare to visit your home... especially if its close to feferis!! =__=''

(Jag har aldrig cosplayat helt och hållet så seriöst :S Men jävlar vad jag kommer att vilja göra just Neppys cosplay perfekt!! >w<~<3<3<3 oh and.... with NepxEri... do you mean fanservice?... cuz I've never done that before >/////<''~)

tHaT sOuNdS mOtHeRfUcKiNg AwEsOmE bRo :oD
eRiDaN bRo If YoU wAnT tO lEaRn Me HoW tO mOtHeRfUKiNg SwIm I wOUlD bE oNe HaPpY aS hElL mOtHeRfUcKeR! hOnK :o)))

(HAHAHA! Jaaah det kommer att bli så jäkla awesome! 8DD NepxEri .... Hell yeah motherfuckers ;o) <33)

:33 < purrfect!! s33ms like youll be able to swim after your dad next time gamz33 ;3 <

(Sara!!! >//////////<''~)

hElL yEaH mOtHeRfUcKErS :o)
hOnK

(Huurr hururrrr~! >X3 <33)

(Jag kommer att dö på NC om det här verkligen händer!! Eller snarare rodna ihjäl mig!! >/////////<''~)

nAh SiS yOu WiLl Be AlL uP aNd EnJoY yOuRsElF ;o)
hOnK~ <3

:33 < i guess youre right gamz :'33 < and if i ever starts to worry too much about stuff (and that could be anything ^^'') then im counting on you to calm me down okay? :33 < (vadå lägga allt ansvar på dig!? XD)

hahaha its alright nep i wwont let it hurt you it doesnt livve that close actually its a bit further awway an i kinda fed it only some days ago it wwont need food for a wwhile
you just tell me wwhen youre ready gam

(Fanservice är fint det... aldrig gjort sånt heller, men vi kan klara detta! xD Du kommer bli en massa fin Nep det vet jag! )

hElL yEaH mOtHeRfUcKeR i WiLl AlWaYs Be ThErE fOr YoU nEpEtA :o)
iM rEaDy AnYTiMe MoThErFuCkEr :oDD

(hahah! Jag har bara blivit tvingad till Fanservice.. Ska bli spännande att se hur det här går! 8D But we can do it, mates!! Den bästa Neppy ever Siri!<33)

:'33 < oh thank gog for that!! you got me a bit worried there eridan!! :SS
:33 < hmm... this could be interesting!! can i come along when you teach him to swim?

(Okay ^^~<3 Jag litar på dig nu Eridan!! >w<''~ Neppy kommer nog vara första cosplayen jag är in character med tror jag O__O'' Jag blir det liksom automatiskt för att vi är rätt lika ^^''~<3 )

hmm wwell should wwe start right noww then
its not like ivve got anythin better to do
of course you can nep wwhy not

(Lita massa på mig, bara gör det >83 *wink* Hoho, men det är kul att vara in character *-* Jag är helt olik Eridan, men jag klarar det ändå... det är kul att vara elak och typ... låta andra jävlas med en xD
Jag ska hjälpa dig Nep 8''D )

:33 < that sound purrfect!! gamz33 you with us?
.... oh dear gog not again!! how many times does he space out like this!? :SS

(Haaaaaaaaai~<3<3<3 Det ska bli intressant att få se Eridan in action!! :33 <3<3<3 Har bara sett en pesterlogg med honom so far och hans intro har ännu inte kommit ^^''~<3 Du glömde en sak du skulle göra när du var in character!! krama Neppy massa!!!!!!!!!!!! >w<~<3<3<3 Arigatou!!~<3<3<3)

whAaAaAaAtS uP mOtHeRfUcKeR?? *stoned as a fuck* :o) :o) :o) :o):o) :o) :o)

(AAAW! >W< Det här kommer att bli så massa AWESOME!!<333)

i dont think gamz33s in a state for learning how to swim!! =__=''

(Definitivt!!! X3 <3<3<3)

uh me neither maybe wwe should wwait uhm and do somethin else inbetwween i dunno *shrug*

(ALLA ÄR SÅ PEPP)

:33 < that sound just fine!~ hey i heard from feferi here that you dont live in the water, but on the land =3=~ *continues pestering feferi* :33 < maybe we could go there? it would be nice s33ing were you live ^^~<3

(JAAAAA!!!! >w<''~<3<3<3)

oh youre talkin about my ship
wwell yeah i dont livve in the wwater but on a island a bit from land so uhm
but sure i can carry you there its not a problem if you really wwant to *smile*

:33 < thats the place i meant!! :OO <
:33 < oh i s33... w33ll that would be very sw33t of you ;33 < *hugs you tight* ready when you are!! >:33 <

:OO < hey wait!! we furget gamz33 here... will he be okay? ^w^''~

oh im ALWWAYS ready nep *smirk and lift you up in my arms, ready to go*

uh yeah thats right gam i dunno wwill he
i mean sure he can come too its just
he havve to swwim then

>////////<~ aaaw eridan youre so sw33t!!~<3<3<3

:33 < hey! maybe we could just leave him a note so he knows were we are ^w^~ *writes a note and toss it in gamz33s direction*

:33 < i mean.. he HAS spaced out after all ^w^''~<

i think thats enough i mean its not that hard findin the wway to my place its not that far awway *shrug*
an besides this givves us some alone time
tell me wwhen youre ready to face the wwater

:33 < im ready right now... only... me being a cat and being in the water like that... i dunno, but yeah... i guess i could try ^w^''~<3
:33 < it would be great just you and me though *look up at you blushing* :'33 < maybe the big blue isnt that dangurous as it s33ms~

i wwould nevver let anythin hurt you an you knoww that
if it gets scary in any kinda wway keep your eyes on me or on the sky that should help *hold you close before walking down in the water*

:SS < o-okay!! *holds you tight as we go into the water*
O__O'' hey... it wasnt as scary as i thought it would be!! :OO < though i better hold on cuz i cant swim ^w^'' *close my eyes and presses my body tightly next to yours* XSS <3

look told you so its not that bad once you tried
hold on a little bit longer wwhere there in twwo minutes
i think you havve to let your clothes dry later so you dont catch a cold or somethin *keeps walking until I reach my ship*
DONE *let go of you*

(Vi måste fortsätta rolla tills vi nått 200 kommentarer! xD shit... vi har hållit på i över en månad!)

:33 < i guess so, but i still prefur being on solid ground i think ^w^''~ *takes off the soaking wet jacket* :'33 < i should purrobably changeim as wet as a cat can be XSS *takes off jacket and cap*

(OMG... O__O'' Har vi seriöst skrivit så mycket!? :SS I EN MÅNAD!?!?!? O___________________________O'''''''')

hahaha yeah i can understand that but youre also a land dwweller youre kinda supposed to livve on the ground *take your hand and drag you inside of my hive*
you can put the jacket anywwhere you wwant

(JUPP O_O' vi är fan bra! Assåå... rollet började fett oseriöst och slutade så här? xD fint!)

:33 < guess that logic ^w^''~ *place the jacket on the floor and starts taking of the t-shirt* >///////>'' wai... right... i furgot.. *puts shirt back on red as a tomato thinking "dear gog i furgot he was watching..."*

(Weeeeell.... det gav mig en favorit pairing i HS i alla fall ;3 <3 Gosh!! Theyre so cuuuuuuute~<3<3<3<3 >///////<)

*look away fast with a bright blush in my face*
uhm do you wwanna uhm borroww somethin from me
i got lots of shirts *walk away to my closet to bring you one of my shirts*

(Men gud de är så söta jag kan inte! u_u <33
Nep fick nog lite pli på min Eridan :c vanligt vis brukar jag rolla honom som en total skitstövel som bråkar med allt och alla typ xD)

^//////^'' uh... s-sorry eridan i kind of... well yeah.. um... thanks it would be great if i could borrow a shirt from you >/////<''~
*recieve shirt* um... could you just... turn around for a bit? ^w^''~

(Jag vet!!! >///////<~<3<3<3 Jag tror att Eridan veknar lite inför den han älskar... speciellt Neppy som är så söt :'33 <3 Eridan i serien och i våra rollspel är dock VÄLDIGT olika ^^''~<3 Juste!! Har jag ditt nummer? and if not... can i have it? :33 <3)

*nods before turning around* just tell me wwhen youre ready

(Psssh, ja, han har en lite mjukare sidan, bara att han är väldigt dålig på att visa den xD han är en sån där som gärna smyger in sina känslor här och där, sedan försöker han väl bete sig malligare än han verkligen är 8I
Skulle jag sitta och rp:a Eridan som i HS skulle rollet bli torrt och tråkigt xD Han skulle bara sitta och se sur ut nästan hela tiden... 8I ingen action i det!
Tror inte du har det... men min mobil är fortfarande död xD bara så att du vet så man kan inte messa den.. 8I annars är det 0737447004!)

*takes of the wet shirt and looks at eridans and giggles* hey!! now that ill wear you shirt someone might mistake me for being of your bloodkind! :'33 < purrple isnt it? :33 < *put on shirt* :33 < there!! im done dressing!! thought... i might n33d some dry pants as well :SS *looks down on wet pants*

(I could s33 that even in his first pesterlogg and im glad that you act more like softside Eridan with my Nepeta ^^~<3 even though Neppy can be tough she n33ds some softness and kindness from someone important aaaaand that lucky man is Eridan!! ;3 <3
Nooope~ actually I think I didn't have your number, but now you're added as Eridan ^^~<3 I'll send a message so that you can add me and then please answer when your phone allows it ^^~<3)

*shrug* maybe maybe not it depends if theyre really fuckin stupid or not
its vviolet to be right its the most royal color there is after fefs so im the only one wwith that kinda color *proud face*
oh i wwonder if my pants wwould be wway to long for you uhm i wwill go and see if i can find anythin smaller for you *walk away*

(Yeah, he acts so much like a child... xD having Fef being all "DONT DO THAT, ITS RUDE!" on his ass xD
I have two sides of my Eridan, one softer and one uhm... a bit more evil/cold and I switch when I feel like it, I guess it depends on who I'm RP:ing with. If I RP with a Sollux I go all bitch over his ass xD
They both do u_u *snuggle* <3
Oh yeah, so it was you texing me right now... xD damnit I got scared man! *heartattack* Yes, I will!)

=3=~ what? couldnt i look like a royal? *royal stance and giggling* :33 < well i guess its great that you like your bloodcolor!! i mean there are a lot of people who are not ^w^''~ *takes off the pant when youre gone getting something that might fit* :33 < hey!! this shirt is so long its almost like a dress on me!! :OO < a very short one though =3=''~

(I think Eridan actually might n33d someone who looks after him and act like his parent X'33 <3 Well i know which one of them you use with my Nepeta thats for sure :'33 <3
... "over his ass"? =__='' do i even wanna know? :SS
Yes they do!! :'33 <3<3<3 *snuggle back*
Oh! you got my message!! :33 <3<3<3 Well of course it was me!! Who else would call you "mr handsome fish"!? XD <3<3<3)

oh you can look like a royal if you wwant too *laugh*
wwho wwouldnt like MY bloodcolor its fuckin perfect
hm do you like your bloodcolor *walk back with a old pair of pants I ripped off so it looks like a pair of shorts* here i fixed this that wwould wwork for noww right *give them to you*
wwell i think that shirt looks perfect on you

(Yes. he do u_u *sob sob* but he can be nice I mean, he has never been mean to Karkat or Gamzee, actually and he did spoke to Kanaya etcetc, it's just that... he don't know how to behave and he do have this killing all land dwellers thing~
What what? Dx nooo, I didn't mean it in THAT way! What are you thinking Nep? D8
Of course I did, it's just... I can't read it! xD Pssh, well that's nice ;D )

..... oK .... aRe YoU mOtHeRfUcKeRs Up To SoMeThInG?? cAuSe ThIs SoUnDs A tItTsHiT wEiRd BrOs :oS

(Hallå! Skriver ni någon jäkla romantisk fisk-katt novell här elle?? X'DDD <3333)

(Det kan du haja ;'D *poke* Så går det när man bara försvinner!)

(Well.. Nauughtyy~! ;DD
Förlååååwt! Q3Q Jag har varit lite busy! ;w;')

(Btw: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But heres my number, so call me maybe!
:o) ")

(And you have to reaaaad it all dude! ;'D

OMG nuuuh, I hate that song Dx )

:33 < of course i can!! >:33 < well i guess i like my bloodcolor... green is a purretty color ^w^~<3 oh thank you eridan thats so sw33t of you~<3 *put on the ripped pants*

(:33 < well as long as he gets over this "kill all landdweller" thing im sure its gonna be fine ^w^''~ and also i know he can be nice cuz obviously he is to me!! ;33 <
]]:< are you sure eri-nyan cuz if you would go of being unfaithful to me with that foureyed sollux i would never furrgive you and break up with you emidiately DD:< *throw suspiscious glare at eri-nyan*
Thats too bad!! D: hope your phone works soon!! =3=~

(sorry for the nickname, but i figured that would be the purrfect thing for Nep to call Eridan!! X''D <3))

hahaha green fits you wwell *put my arms around your tiny body* does it feel better noww wwhen you havve dry clothes on
are you hungry or somethin do you need anythin to drink just tell me ok

(Psssh, yeah... about that... 8I *look away* hehehehehe!
land dwwellers you knoww~
hahaha noooOOOOOoooo i would like NEVER cheat, why would I? I mean... I got the PURRFECT mateprit right? 8D
Don't look like that Q_Q'
Yes, me too xD I miss texting people :c

Psssh, it's alright! xD sounds better than Ampurra as all the others say 8I )

:33 < aaaw thank you eri-nyan~<3 ah! maybe i shouldnt call you that, but it sort of f33ls natural and its cute ^w^''~<3 *puts my tiny arms around you* :33 < well yes thank you it f33ls a lot better!! <3
*tummy growls* ^w^''~ well some food wouldnt be too bad >//////<''~<3

(DD: but why eri-nyan? that means you would kill me and all of mine and your furrends!!
;w; you sure eridan? i dont know what id do if you really chose someone else over me!!! DD: *looks up at you with teary eyes*
Well hurry up and get your phone fixed!! D:

People call you "Ampurra" :SS well since im a cat it would be halfways Eridan and halfways "Nyan~<3" right? :33 <3 So eri-nyan~<3)

Noohohoooo!! DD: *måse skrolla ner överdrivet mycket och läsa om lite i den enorma konverastionen för att hänga med igen* ......=3= You guuyyyss~!<33

Vadå?? DEN LÅTEN ÄGER JU! 8DD <3333 *nynnar på den*

PS: I think that AMPURRRAA fits you PURRFECTLY dear~<3

:33 < but youre never here thats why!! =3=~
^w^'' does it? (never heard of)

(nope it doesnt!! =3='')

wElL tHaTs BeCaUsE iM mOtHeRfUcKiNg BuSy SiStEr :o)
hOnK

(YES.IT.IIIISSSS Ò3Ó)

hahaha you call me wwhatevver you wwant nep
thats good uhm you can sit dowwn and i wwill see wwhat i havve to cook
i mean you cant wwalk around an fuckin STARVV i wwouldnt aloww that *kiss you on the forhead and walk away to my foodstore*

BOOM SHAKALAKA MOTHERFUCKERS

(muahahahahahaha eridan gick på dass och nu är det bara jag här //cataegisGamz)

TC: ..... wHeRe ThE MoThErFuCkInG fUcK dId AlL tHe BrOs Go?? :o(


BOOM BOOM!

(wAdDuP cAtAeGiSgAmZ bRoThEr? :o) hEeEy YoUr NaMe SoUnDs A mOtHErFuCkInG tItTwIcKeD aLoT lIkE mInE bRo.
tHaTs PuRe MiRaClEs BrO :o)
hOnK hOnK )

('s all good man, all up and gettin my chillin on. y'know, sleepin on them laps an shit~
hahahaa yeah, it motherfuckin sure does. miracles must be in the workin bro. //cataegisGamz)

:33 < oh thats great then~<3
:33 < you dont n33d any help with the cooking eridan? *blush and follows eri-nyan*

(Det är väl inte så bara? ;33 < aaaw looks like you made a new furrend gamz!! :'33 <)

i dunno do you wwanna help
it depends on wwhat wwere gonna do *look back at you* i guess fish is alright i mean youre half a cat and all *shrug*
wwonder if gam havve seen our note

(It's all great Gam! xD psssh. I got my computer back! xD)

:33 < figured it would be wrong letting you do all the work here ^w^''~<3
:33 < that sound just about puuuuuurrfect!! ;33 <
:SS < he should have right!?

(Hahaha XD <3 Hey!! 177 messages... we can do it til 200!! >:33 <3<3<3)

TC: hUh WhAt ThE mOtHeRfUcK iS tHiS lItTlE pIeCe Of WhItE pApEr DoInG hErE?

[S] Gamzee: pick up the little piece of mysterious paper--->

TC: oH iT iS fRoM tHaT sEaDwElLiNg MoThErFuCkEr.

[S] Gamzee: read the seadwellingmotherfuckers note --->

TC: "hey gam. me and my neww kismesis nep wwent to my place so do not fucking dare to followw us. i have a room filled wwith buckets ready (if you knoww wwhat i mean) so dont say anything to that blueblooded sweaty asshole Zahak about this. atleast not yet.
XoXo the mighty Eridan Ampora."

[S] Gamzee: Stare at the note in horror for a while --->

TC: ......

[S] Gamzee: Do something that will save this awful
situation --->

TC: oH nO tHe MoThERfUcKeR iS gOiNg To MoThErFuCkInG bUcKeT nEpEtA!! Do:

[S] Gamzee: Report to Equius --->

(hEy WhErE dId ThE oThEr ChIlLoUt MoThErFUcKeR gO?? :o( )

*get upset message from equius* :SS ... what the..?

(O_________________O'' WHAT!?!?!? DD: WHAT DID YOU WRITE JUST NOW ERIDAN!?!?!? *panic* And what does he mean kismesis!? ]:< )

TC: oH gOd I hOpE tHaT mOthErFuCkEr Is SaFE
TC: hOoOnK Do:

:33 < *ac read through the messages more calmly* hey... what does equius mean bucket? i s33 no buckets!! =3=''~
:33 < maybe he just got confused and sent it to the wrong purrson? ^w^~

*trying to find a boat*

:o( *fails on the boat-mission*

:o) *trying to find goat-dad instead*

(183!! NU KÖR VII!!! TVÅHUNDRA HERE WE COME!!)

Hahaha X''D <3<3<3 WE CAN DO IT!!! >:33 <3<3<3<3

uh wwhat i nevver said anythin about a fuckin BUCKET
buckets are fuckin AWWFUL in any kinda wway
damnit im not a pervv *sigh*
i hope eq doesnt get here he wwould ruin our moment

(VI KAN GÖRA DET)

^w^'' i dunno... he said gam told him, but... weell... guess theres only a missunderstanding here :33 <
:33 < so... can i help you with the cooking or not?~<3

(OH YES WE CAN!!! >8D <3<3<3)

wHaT? nEpEtA sAiD tHe NoTe WaS a MoThErFuCkInG fAkE? *pesterchums with nep*
oH sHiT mAn If ThAt LiTtLe MeSsAgE wAs FaKe I wOnDeR wHeRe ThE fUcK tHe MoThErFuCkErS aRe :oS
aNd I sHoUlD pRoBaBlY tElL tHaT bLuEbLoOdEd MoThErFuCkEr To CaLm HiS tItS aLsO

Somwhere else in Alternia ====>

Hehehehehehehehe!!!!!!!!! :::;)
Have fun kittycat and fishstiiiiiiiick!

(WOOP! WOOP! >8D btw eridan.. partypooping the history! >8CC )

:33 < *sighs in relief* s33ms like gamz33 understand it was all a misstake :'33 <
:33 < *pester gam and tell him that were at eridans place* there! now he knows ^w^~<3

i guess someone wwas trollin or somethin i fuckin hate that *sigh* wwho wwould evver use that wword bucket urgh its fuckin disgustin
but wwhatevver gam can join if he can swwim here
there he go a swwim lession *smirk*
should wwe continue makin food

(Wait... what?? xD)

:SS gamz did sound purretty convinced though ^w^''
:33 < what DID you write on that note?
=__='' hes gonna drown... for sure.... sink like a stone >__>''
:33 < sure~<3 *follow you to the kitchen*

(I think she wanted some... uum... action... =__='' .... SARA!!!! DX >//////////<'''~)

good for him *stop in the kitchen before starting to search for my cook book* wwhere the HELL did i put it i havvent used it for fuckin ages uhm
wwait right HERE *finds it on a shelf* so wwhat are wwe goin to make

(GAM! D8 No, you aint gettin that!)

:33 < hmm... i dunno... maybe something with fish? =3=~<3 *snatch the book from you and search it trough for recipies with fish in it*

(I agr33!! =__='' I dun think i could possibly do that and besides... how the hell do you make such scenes with trolls!? :SS It wouldnt even s33m erotic... =__='' but dear gog no... >__>'')

TC: hMm.. NoW wHaT tHe MoThErFuCk WiLl I bE uP aLl DoInG nOw :o(

(Patrypoopers! =3= I thought we could get this crackalacking couple some fired up a bit, but NOOOH NOO you two just HAd to ruin the purrfect moment for the plan to get kicked in and started! Well I can tell ye one thing: NI KOMMER INTE UNDAN PÅ NÄRCON. BRACE YOURSELF, SARA IS ON THE LOOSE.

hmm wwhat about breaded fish wwith scalloped potatoes
thats easy but tasy an it has fish in it

(It's hard to make scenes with that u_u Gam stop bein so horny! *poke*
PAAAH, DU VÄNTAR BARA, VI SKA ALLT LYCKAS FLY! *ta Nep och springa iväg*)

:33 < that sounds delishous!!~<3
:33 < soo... how do you make it? ^w^''

(O___O'' Sara... you scare me!! ;___;
Rädda mig prins Eridan!! D': <3)

TC: wElL mAyBe I CoUlD tHrOw SoMe SiCk BeAt WiTh My BeSt BrO :o)
Gamzee Pesterchum with Tavros ====>

(Well, gals! Watch and learn! This is how you turns out if you don't get your............ Let us say "sugar", in a while!<33
Y U so BOOORIIIIIINNGG?? Jag skulle kunna ställa upp på ett pairing foto om någon ber mig om det på Nc, va inte sådana fegisar! *immiterar en kyckling*)

Noooooooooooooo!!! Not Gamz and Tavs bad rapping!!!! DD:

(... Det är inget fel på att vara feg!!! DX Dessutom... hur gör man ens sånna scener som du vill ha!? >__>'' I mean... a bucket... that soooooooo not romatic!! =3=''~
though at NC... well... I dunno... depends... uum.. well.. GAAAAAAAAH!! I'm too shy!!! DX >///////<''~<3)

like THIS *run around the kitchen to find all the stuff I need*
first you take the fish and oil it in wwith egg before puttin the breading on *start to show you how*

I say the same! Dx wow, my inner Dave is like: no man dont even try
8I

(Psssh, jag lyckas bara påbörja såna scener och sedan tar det stopp... xD iaf om jag skriver det öppet bland andra 8I
I'm not SHY, det är mera att jag aldrig ser bra ut på bilder så länge jag inte tar de själv xD)

:33 < okay i think i get it! *try to imitate what eridan is doing*

(Men... ärligt hur kan man få några erotiska BRA texter mellan troll anyways!? Jag menar... en hink... en HINK!? =__='' Vad exakt är det som är erotiskt med en hink!? D:
Well... Eridan *lägga handen på din axel* vågar du så vågar jag! *nicka*)

TC: *raps badly with best Taurus bro*

(AHAHAHAA!!! Vill du veta varför hinkar är så perversa och erotiska enligt troll???? I know the secret gal~!<3
Men va bra! Då fotar jag och ni posar! 8D)

(Btw.. VI HAR NÅTT 200!!! 8'DDD HIGHFIVEH EVERYBODY!!!<3<33<3333)

Wait... there's a reason!? XD <3 uum... i guess ^//////^''
Omg... we did it... O__O''

WE MOTHERFUCKING DID IT MOTHERFUCKERS! OCH VI HANN I GOD TID INNAN NÄRCON OCKSÅ! 8DD <333333

Of course there's a reason! xD I know it too 8I
Almost everyone knows it! So don't feel special Gam xD
hjagvkahaa YEAH! WE'RE AWESOME!

Should we continue the RP or end it? xD

Well Siri does not! 8D So hush hush Eridan! I want to be the one describing it for her~! òuó
WOOP WOOP!!<33

Sure, gör det ni jag är typ ute ur leken anyways XDD

Oh common!! DX It's enough that Karkat had all this secrecy about these "buckets" that I didn't know anything about and now that I know what it's about you k33p a secret of why!! ;__;

Well... if you want to then I don't mind continuing ^^''~<3 It's fun being Nepeta!! >w<~<3

Weeeelll~!(jag tror att det är lättare att förklara på engelska)

Trolls do not mate with eachother the way we humans do.
(you know, body on body, doggy-style, missionary, etc)

Instead the couple put their.... um..... "fluids" in a bucket and give it to a special troll-thingy who then gives it to the mothergrub, who will later on born little trolls who will hatch, wabble out their cocoons and leave the cave.

As very small and newborns, the troll-wrigglers uses their sensitive horns as a type of "sensing radar", getting a better sight of the habitat surrounding them.

And as newborn wrigglers they must pass a type of challenge to earn a lusus as their "caretaker".
The wrigglers who do not pass those tests will die of them. Sadly, but true.

There! Now you got to know a little bit of troll-culture as well!<3
So to the trolls, throwing around buckets is like, throwing around really perverted and nasty condoms.

Teacher Sara is over and out! *PSCHOOO!!* <33

So... trolls can't have sex without getting kids? =__=''
(Siris slutsats =3=''~)

Errrruunope! And if they do not have any filled buckets to give to the troll-bucketer-thingy they get killed...
Troll logic. *Ftw*

Wait... so everyone has to get children!? :SS
What if they don't want kids!! DD:

I think so..?? óuó
Weeeelll, since they actually never see their kids again guess it does not matter for them?? I really do not know! Troll culture just makes my brain all fucked up.. ;u;''

I agr33!! =__=''

MMhMMMMMM .u. <33