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Den Elaka Men Snygga Vampyren!
Författare: Annie Östberg som Annie Östberg och Felicia Karlsson som Edward Cullen.
Handling: Det här är den sanna och första Twiligt berättelsen. Det var den här berättelsen som insperade Stephenie Meyer! (Typ...)
Edward ligger gömd under Annies säng men hon märker att han ligger där och börjar stirra. Då attackerar Edward Annie och hon ramlar skrikandes ner till golvet. Då sliter Edward sönder hennes säng gavel. Annie svimmar och Edward biter sönder hennes kuddar. Annie vaknar men svimmar sedan igen. En massa fjun från kudden vimlar i hela rummet och lägger sig i 1 meters lager på golvet och allt annat. Annie vaknar och ligger begravd av massa fjädrar, hon får panik och råkar svälja hälften av alla fjädrar. Edward biter henne och dricker hennes blod. Men han slutar när han druckit en fjärde del av blodet. Sedan springer han därifrån skrattandes.
Hemma hos Annie vaknar hon och tittar sig i spegeln. Hon ser två bit hål i halsen, allt börjar snurra hon går lägger sig igen.
Hemma hos Edward. Han kollar på mina händer som är fulla av fjädrar och blod, känner på sina läppar som är våta och torkar dom mot min rena tröja. Tröjan blir röd.
Samtidigt vaknar jag Annie hemma hos henne. (hon är en poppis girl)
Hon gör sig i ordning med smink , fjortis kläder allt sånt där och
sen kommer hennes vänner som också är populära killar tjejer. Dom möter henne utanför sitt hus sen går dom mot skolan.
Edward tar på mig sina snygga kläder som kostade upp mot 2 000 kr och åker sin svarta Ferrari till skolan i hastigheten 120.
Samtidigt drar Annie iväg med Simon och säger till han att hon måste prata med han och så hoppar dom på bussen.
Edward parkerar vid skolans parkering och går in i skolan följd av massa blickar. Läraren Åsa flirtar med han och han himlar med ögonen och låser upp sitt skåp. Tar in sin väska för 7 000 kr och sätter sig med sin kompis Micke.
Samtidigt på bussen:
Annie: Simon du vet att jag har två hål i man hals som om en vampyra har bitit mig.
Simon: WTF, får se?
Annie: här. Hon visar.
Simon: så har du ont? Solen lyser starkt på henne.
Annie. Det känns som om jag kommer svimma igen
Simon: Du glittrar as mycket.
Annie trycker på stoppknappen och när bussen stannat springer hon av bussen men Simon börjar gå mot skolan.
I skolan. Simon går fram till Åsa när hon flirtar med mig...
Simon: .Azzå Annie kommer inte, hon typ hoppade av bussen och sprang fan bara iväg... Hon hade typ två jävligt stora hål i halsen.
Åsa: Jasså? Jaha, hon fick väll bara panik. Gå nu på era lektioner och Edward och Simon ni kan väll jobba ihop på NO- passet.
Edward nickar och dom går till NO salen. När dom sätter sig så börjar Simon snacka en massa.
Simon: Hörde du att Annie hade två jävla hål i halsen, som om en vampyr hoppat över henne, HAHA XD hon såg fan livrädd ut där på bussen fan. Sedan bah hon hoppa av. Hon är föresten en jävla konstig brud igentigen, men hon e fan jävligt snygg. Men du, fan vad vit du är. Ah just det ja du kommer från typ Artarktiskt eller vad fan var det? A men du skulle bah sätt hon liksom glittrade i huden fan!
Men det var väll bara jag som inbillade mig, jag menar vem fan glittrar.
Anna: . SIMON HÅLL KÄFTEN!!!
Edward: Haha, inbillning och sydpolen kommer jag i från. Ja ofta man glittrar… Han är nervös.
Simon: Exakt hon måste bara va fan sjuk i huvudet.
Anna stirrar surt på Simon.
Simon: Ska ta hålla käften, vi pratar mer efter lektionen.
EFTER SKOLAN!
Simon: FAN azzå värsta läxa… följer du med hem till Annie`?
Edward: Visst jag kör.
Edward sprang in på toa börja äta från sin hamster han haft i väskan.
Simon: Uhm... vad fan gör du där inne?
Jag: Kommer snart ska bara ... uhm... snyta mig!
Simon: Okej men jag börjar typ gå då fan, HAHA, ta god tid på dig!
Edward spolar ner hamstern i toan och sköljer av sig och går sedan ut. Han går ikapp Simon och går lite före för att han ska få veta vägen till bilen.
Dom sätter oss och åker iväg.
Simon: Vet du vart hon bor. Han börjar greja med GP-sen.
Edward: Jag tar en genväg genom den mörka skogen, det är mindre trafik där.
Simon: okej
Edward kör in i skogen och stannar bilen med en ovalig kraft så att det ser ut som om dom fått motor stopp.
Simon: Oj vad fan motorn eller vad tror du, hehe, aja det kan du väll fixa lätt eller?
Edward: Ja visst.. ehm.. du kan väll hjälpa till?
Dom går ut ur bilen och Edward attackerar Simon. Han vrider ut hans hjärta och dricker hans blod.
Sedan tar Edward fram tändstickor ur handsfacket och bränner upp hans lik. Och sedan börjar han köra hem.
I skogen hos Annie: Annie springer till ett träd och sätter sig när hon plötsligt hör ett brakande från skogen och det kommer ut en svart Ferrari ur några buskar. Annie ställer sig i vägen och föraren tvärstannar. Edward kikar ut genom rutan och tänker: Vad gör hon här?
Annie stirrar på den svarta Ferrarin och försöker undvika att glittra.
Edward tänker: FAN hon GLITTRAR ju till med mer än mig.
Annie börjar springa men Edward kommer i kapp
Edward: Fan vad du glittrar då!
Annie: Vadå?
Edward: Du e en VAMPYR!
Annie: NEJ! Hon springer rakt in i ett träd svimmar.
Edward mumlar: FAN vilken nöt skalle, undrar hur hon reagerar på att Simon är död..
Edward tar upp Annie i famnen och hon vaknar. Helt plötsligt slår hon armarna om Edward och pressar sin läppar mot hans.. Han släpper ner henne med en duns. Men hon ställer sig upp och kramar om han samtidigt som hennes läppar strävar sig efter Edwards. Han försöker dra sig undan men hon håller han i ett sten grepp. Annie drar ner Edward på marken och börjar knäppa upp hans knappar i skjortan med ett nästan berusat leende på läpparna. Han puttar bort henne så hon slår runt och hamnar på rygg i det våta gräset.
Edward: Vad fan e det med dig? Hon börjar göra sexiga morranden och jama som en katt. Hon svarar inte utan tar bara ett språng och hamnar över han igen och ännu en gång brottar ner Edward på marken. Hon börjar trava ner över hans mage med sin hand, och när hon drar i gylfen så slår han runt så att han hamnar över henne. Annie missuppfattar det hela och försöker återigen trava sig efter hans gylf. Edward slår ner hennes händer i marken.
Edward: Ska du ta livet av mig eller? Hon flåsar och försöker komma loss men han håller fast henne nere på marken. Tillsist så dyker hennes ansikte upp mot Edwards och han blir knockad i hakan av hennes hjässa. Han faller baklänges och Annie lägger sig ovanpå han och kysser han ännu en gång. Men den här gången trycker Annie in tungan i min Edwards och något inom han säger: Om jag gör det nu så ger hon sig sedan.
Men i stället börjar Annie bita han inne i munnen suga ut hans blod Hon skrika DU DÖDANDE MIN SIMON! Edward får panik och han känner hur han blev svagare. Med ett skrik svimmade han av. Och han vaknar aldrig mer igen…
ENGELSKA:
The Nasty But Nice Vampire!
Author: Annie of Annie Ostberg Ostberg and feliciakarlsson as Edward Cullen.
Plot: This is the true and first Twila story. It was this story that insperade Stephenie Meyer! (Typ. ..)
Edward is hidden under Annie's bed, but she notices that he is there and starts to stare. When attacking Edward Annie and she falls screaming down to the floor. When Edward rips apart her headboard. Annie faint and Edward bite broke her pillows. Annie awakens but faint again. A lot of fluff from the pillow swarming across the room and lies down in the 1-meter layer of the floor and everything else. Annie wakes up and is buried by the mass of feathers, she panics and accidentally swallow half of all feathers. Edward bites her and drank her blood. But he stops when he had drunk a fourth part of the blood. Then he runs away laughing.
At home with Annie, she wakes up and looks in the mirror. She sees two piece hole in his throat, everything starts to spin, she can do again.
At the home of Edward. He looks at my hands full of feathers and blood, known to his lips that are wet and dries them on my clean shirt. The shirt is red.
At the same time I wake up Annie home with her. (she is a girl Poppis)
She makes getting ready with makeup, clothes fjortis all those things and
then will her friends who also are popular for boys, girls. They meet her outside her house since they go to school.
Edward takes me on his nice clothes, which cost up to £ 2 000 and goes his black Ferrari to school in velocity 120th
Meanwhile, Annie off with Simon and tells him that she had to talk to him and so they jump on the bus.
Edward Park in the school car park and enters the school as a result of mass attention. Asa teacher flirts with him and he skies with your eyes and unlocks his locker. Takes in his bag for £ 7 000 and sits with his buddy Mike.
While on the bus:
Annie: Simon, you know I have two holes in it neck as if a vampire has bitten me.
Simon: WTF, see?
Annie: here. She shows.
Simon: you have hurt? The sun shines strongly on her.
Annie. It feels like I will faint again
Simon: You shine as much.
Annie, press the stop button and when the bus stopped running her off the bus, but Simon begins to walk towards the school.
In school. Simon goes to Asa when she flirts with me ...
Simon:. Azza Annie will not, she kind of hopped the bus and ran the hell away ... just She had type two bloody big hole in his throat.
Asa: Really? Well, she got welding just panic. Now go to your lessons and Edward Simon, and you may well work together to NO-pass.
Edward nods and they go to NO courtroom. When they sit down as Simon starts talking a lot.
Simon: Did you hear that Annie had two bloody hole in his throat, as if a vampire jumped over her, haha XD she saw scared the hell out there on the bus fan. Since bah she drop out. She is by the way a fucking weird chick igent, but she e fuck fucking handsome. But you, what the hell you are white. Ah yes just what you will from the type Artarktiskt or what the hell was that? A, but you would bah way she sparkled like the skin hell!
But it was welding, just as I imagined, I mean who the hell glitters.
Anna:. SIMON SHUT UP!
Edward: Haha, imagination and the South Pole, I will from. Yes, often it glitters ... He is nervous.
Simon: Exactly, she must just what the hell sick in the head.
Anna stares acid at Simon.
Simon: Will take shut up, we talk more after the lesson.
AFTER SCHOOL!
Simon: FAN Azza worst homework ... please follow the home of Annie `?
Edward: Yeah, I run.
Edward ran into the bathroom to eat from his hamster, he had in the bag.
Simon: Uhm ... what the hell are you doing there?
I: will soon be just ... uhm ... blow me!
Simon: Okay, but I am beginning to type then go the hell, haha, take your time!
Edward washer down the hamster in the toilet and wash off and then goes out. He goes up with Simon and is slightly ahead of him to get to know the way to the car.
They put us and go away.
Simon: Do you know where she lives. He starts thing with GP-sen.
Edward: I take a shortcut through the dark forest, there is less traffic there.
Simon: Okay
Edward runs into the woods and stops the car with a ovalig force so that it looks like they got the engine stops.
Simon: Oh, what the hell the engine or what do you think, hehe, aja, you can easily fix, or welding?
Edward: Yeah .. ehm .. you may well help?
They go out of the car and Edward attacking Simon. He turns out his heart and drink his blood.
Then Edward the matches from the glove compartment and burning his body. And then he starts to drive home.
In the forest of Annie: Annie runs into a tree and sits down when she suddenly heard a crashing of wood and it will print a black Ferrari out of some bushes. Annie stand in the way and the driver stops the cross. Edward peeking out through the box and think: What is she doing here?
Annie stares at the black Ferrari and try to avoid the glitter.
Edward thinks: FAN she SHIMMER course, to having more than me.
Annie starts to run, but Edward will catch up
Edward: Damn you shine on!
Annie: What?
Edward: You email a vampire!
Annie: NO! She runs straight into a tree faint.
Edward murmured: FAN the beef head, wondering how she reacts to that Simon is dead ..
Edward takes up Annie in his arms and she wakes up. All of a sudden she hit her arms around Edward and presses his lips against his .. He let her down with a thud. But she stands up and hugging him while her lips to seek after Edwards. He tries to escape but she keeps him in a stone grip. Annie Edward pulls down on the ground and begins to unbutton his shirt with buttons in an almost drunken smile. He putts her away so she tip over and lands on his back in the wet grass.
Edward: What the hell email it to you? She begins to make sexy growl spirit and jama like a cat. She does not respond, but only takes a leap and ports over him again and again down Edward wrestling on the ground. She starts to trot down over his stomach with his hand, and when she pulls on the fly as he hits around so that he harbors over her. Annie misinterpret the whole thing and try again trot after his fly. Edward strikes her hands in the soil.
Edward: Are you going to kill me or what? She was panting and trying to get away but he maintains her down on the ground. Finally, it appears her face up against Edwards, and he gets knocked in the chin of her head. He falls backwards and Annie settles on top of him and kissed him again. But this time, press Annie into the tongue of my Edwards and one in saying: If I do it now so give her then.
But instead Annie begins to bite him inside her mouth suck out his blood, she scream YOU KILLING MY SIMON! Edward panics and he knows how he became weaker. With a cry he passed out of. And he never wakes up again ...
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Författare: Annie Östberg som Annie Östberg och Felicia Karlsson som Edward Cullen.
Handling: Det här är den sanna och första Twiligt berättelsen. Det var den här berättelsen som insperade Stephenie Meyer! (Typ...)
Edward ligger gömd under Annies säng men hon märker att han ligger där och börjar stirra. Då attackerar Edward Annie och hon ramlar skrikandes ner till golvet. Då sliter Edward sönder hennes säng gavel. Annie svimmar och Edward biter sönder hennes kuddar. Annie vaknar men svimmar sedan igen. En massa fjun från kudden vimlar i hela rummet och lägger sig i 1 meters lager på golvet och allt annat. Annie vaknar och ligger begravd av massa fjädrar, hon får panik och råkar svälja hälften av alla fjädrar. Edward biter henne och dricker hennes blod. Men han slutar när han druckit en fjärde del av blodet. Sedan springer han därifrån skrattandes.
ENGELSKA:
The Nasty But Nice Vampire!
Author: Annie of Annie Ostberg Ostberg and feliciakarlsson as Edward Cullen.
Plot: This is the true and first Twila story. It was this story that insperade Stephenie Meyer! (Typ. ..)
Edward is hidden under Annie's bed, but she notices that he is there and starts to stare. When attacking Edward Annie and she falls screaming down to the floor. When Edward rips apart her headboard. Annie faint and Edward bite broke her pillows. Annie awakens but faint again. A lot of fluff from the pillow swarming across the room and lies down in the 1-meter layer of the floor and everything else. Annie wakes up and is buried by the mass of feathers, she panics and accidentally swallow half of all feathers. Edward bites her and drank her blood. But he stops when he had drunk a fourth part of the blood. Then he runs away laughing.
At home with Annie, she wakes up and looks in the mirror. She sees two piece hole in his throat, everything starts to spin, she can do again.
At the home of Edward. He looks at my hands full of feathers and blood, known to his lips that are wet and dries them on my clean shirt. The shirt is red.
At the same time I wake up Annie home with her. (she is a girl Poppis)
She makes getting ready with makeup, clothes fjortis all those things and
then will her friends who also are popular for boys, girls. They meet her outside her house since they go to school.
Edward takes me on his nice clothes, which cost up to £ 2 000 and goes his black Ferrari to school in velocity 120th
Meanwhile, Annie off with Simon and tells him that she had to talk to him and so they jump on the bus.
Edward Park in the school car park and enters the school as a result of mass attention. Asa teacher flirts with him and he skies with your eyes and unlocks his locker. Takes in his bag for £ 7 000 and sits with his buddy Mike.
While on the bus:
Annie: Simon, you know I have two holes in it neck as if a vampire has bitten me.
Simon: WTF, see?
Annie: here. She shows.
Simon: you have hurt? The sun shines strongly on her.
Annie. It feels like I will faint again
Simon: You shine as much.
Annie, press the stop button and when the bus stopped running her off the bus, but Simon begins to walk towards the school.
In school. Simon goes to Asa when she flirts with me ...
Simon:. Azza Annie will not, she kind of hopped the bus and ran the hell away ... just She had type two bloody big hole in his throat.
Asa: Really? Well, she got welding just panic. Now go to your lessons and Edward Simon, and you may well work together to NO-pass.
Edward nods and they go to NO courtroom. When they sit down as Simon starts talking a lot.
Simon: Did you hear that Annie had two bloody hole in his throat, as if a vampire jumped over her, haha XD she saw scared the hell out there on the bus fan. Since bah she drop out. She is by the way a fucking weird chick igent, but she e fuck fucking handsome. But you, what the hell you are white. Ah yes just what you will from the type Artarktiskt or what the hell was that? A, but you would bah way she sparkled like the skin hell!
But it was welding, just as I imagined, I mean who the hell glitters.
Anna:. SIMON SHUT UP!
Edward: Haha, imagination and the South Pole, I will from. Yes, often it glitters ... He is nervous.
Simon: Exactly, she must just what the hell sick in the head.
Anna stares acid at Simon.
Simon: Will take shut up, we talk more after the lesson.
AFTER SCHOOL!
Simon: FAN Azza worst homework ... please follow the home of Annie `?
Edward: Yeah, I run.
Edward ran into the bathroom to eat from his hamster, he had in the bag.
Simon: Uhm ... what the hell are you doing there?
I: will soon be just ... uhm ... blow me!
Simon: Okay, but I am beginning to type then go the hell, haha, take your time!
Edward washer down the hamster in the toilet and wash off and then goes out. He goes up with Simon and is slightly ahead of him to get to know the way to the car.
They put us and go away.
Simon: Do you know where she lives. He starts thing with GP-sen.
Edward: I take a shortcut through the dark forest, there is less traffic there.
Simon: Okay
Edward runs into the woods and stops the car with a ovalig force so that it looks like they got the engine stops.
Simon: Oh, what the hell the engine or what do you think, hehe, aja, you can easily fix, or welding?
Edward: Yeah .. ehm .. you may well help?
They go out of the car and Edward attacking Simon. He turns out his heart and drink his blood.
Then Edward the matches from the glove compartment and burning his body. And then he starts to drive home.
In the forest of Annie: Annie runs into a tree and sits down when she suddenly heard a crashing of wood and it will print a black Ferrari out of some bushes. Annie stand in the way and the driver stops the cross. Edward peeking out through the box and think: What is she doing here?
Annie stares at the black Ferrari and try to avoid the glitter.
Edward thinks: FAN she SHIMMER course, to having more than me.
Annie starts to run, but Edward will catch up
Edward: Damn you shine on!
Annie: What?
Edward: You email a vampire!
Annie: NO! She runs straight into a tree faint.
Edward murmured: FAN the beef head, wondering how she reacts to that Simon is dead ..
Edward takes up Annie in his arms and she wakes up. All of a sudden she hit her arms around Edward and presses his lips against his .. He let her down with a thud. But she stands up and hugging him while her lips to seek after Edwards. He tries to escape but she keeps him in a stone grip. Annie Edward pulls down on the ground and begins to unbutton his shirt with buttons in an almost drunken smile. He putts her away so she tip over and lands on his back in the wet grass.
Edward: What the hell email it to you? She begins to make sexy growl spirit and jama like a cat. She does not respond, but only takes a leap and ports over him again and again down Edward wrestling on the ground. She starts to trot down over his stomach with his hand, and when she pulls on the fly as he hits around so that he harbors over her. Annie misinterpret the whole thing and try again trot after his fly. Edward strikes her hands in the soil.
Edward: Are you going to kill me or what? She was panting and trying to get away but he maintains her down on the ground. Finally, it appears her face up against Edwards, and he gets knocked in the chin of her head. He falls backwards and Annie settles on top of him and kissed him again. But this time, press Annie into the tongue of my Edwards and one in saying: If I do it now so give her then.
But instead Annie begins to bite him inside her mouth suck out his blood, she scream YOU KILLING MY SIMON! Edward panics and he knows how he became weaker. With a cry he passed out of. And he never wakes up again ...
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