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Stranger: DOWN WITH KANYE! GO TAYLOR!!!

You: what is a kanye?

Stranger: kanye west?

Stranger: the rapper!!

Stranger: tah one who hurt talyor swift!!

You: still not entirely sure what you’re talking about, but i have heard of this ‘taylor swift’ wench currently spamming muggle headlines.

You: she really is one downright annoying cunt, and i was thinking of having macnair blast her to bits at one of her teenybopper, sideshow-resembling concerts, but a kanye sounds much more enticing.

You: tell me, what does one have to do to obtain a kanye west?

Stranger: hes famous how can you not know..he hurt taylor swift at the vma’s

You: this instrument wields the power to hurt even the most significant of muggles?

You: this settles it.

You: ACCIO KANYE!

Stranger: ???????????????????????

You: what the—

You: WHAT IS THIS THING?

You: why does it sing so oddly?

You: i fear i have accidentally activated its power upon myself!

You: it has begun to repeat the same awful lyrics in a heavily computerized voice!

You: thank god i am impervious to death.

You: BY GOD THE WEAPON HAS NOW ADORNED RIDICULOUSLY-SHAPED SUNGLASSES THAT REFLECT ALL UNFORGIVABLE CURSES!

You: CALL DOLOHOV! TELL HIM I HAVE AN INCREDIBLY EFFEMINATE BROWN MAN WITH CROP CIRCLES EMBEDDED INTO ITS HAIR AND THAT ITS SONG IS ENOUGH TO DEFEAT THE ENTIRE OPPOSITION AT ONCE!

Stranger: omg.„

You: oh

You: also, tell him to bring ear plugs

You: if i have to listen to one more “how could you be so heartless” i’m feeding it to nagini

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