March
Sunday 3 January 2010 photo 1/2
|
Hahahahaha, jag dör XD (det kan ha något att göra med att klockan är två på natten).
Förutom att han har en jäkligt good point, den här artikelförfattaren.
Basically, the way this conversation goes down, we learn that Edward’s semantic vocabulary contains three basic ideas.
1) I’m dangerous.
2) I want you.
3) Ho ho ho, I can read minds and I’m a vampire, but you don’t know that yet.
But instead of breaking out the chloroform like a normal stalker, he plays her classical music.
Ugly Swan: OMG I no this song!
Eddy_Glorious: No way, u listen to classical music 2?
At school the next day, all the chatter is about Edward (unapproachable!) inviting Bella (frumpy!) to sit with him. Because apparently these people have nothing better to do than obsess about Bella’s love life. We meet a new girl, named Lauren, who need not be known by any name other than Jealous Bitch, who exists only to be Tyler’s love interest.
2) I want you.
3) Ho ho ho, I can read minds and I’m a vampire, but you don’t know that yet.
Eddy_Glorious: No way, u listen to classical music 2?
Visa toppen
Show footer