Friday 2 July 2010 photo 4/11
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That's reality for you.
Okej, texten är liten här är den:
Bella: Oh Edward my glittering love, I am so glad that we are finally wed. Come, let us first have sex even though it's been established that sexing a vampire can kill me! Then you can turn me into a vampire, which we probably should do first, but then I wouldn't be able to get pregnant with a hellchild!
Edward: Okay, but only if you can pass out so I can break bones and hurt you a lot during the sex. You won't remember a thing. That's love, not rape, right?
Bella: Of course, my darling!
Gray-haired lady: And then Bella has a baby, and her ex-boyfriend falls in love with the baby! If I ever have a boyfriend I hope he's as great as Edward! I wish my husband were more like him!
Brown-haired girl: I want sparkly vampire-babies that will break my spine when I give birth! That's so beautiful!
Blonde girl: I'm nine years old and setting myself up for disappointment!
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