Pick Up Lines :D

1. Hey baby im like a rubix cube, the more u play with me the harder i get
2. you look familiar oh right! now i remember! u look like my next girlfriend!
3.if i bit my lip would u kiss it better?
4.do u have a map? i got lost in ur eyes...
5. if i said u had a nice body would u hold it against me?
6. u be the iceburg and i titanic and ill go down on u
7. be my girlfriend! ill protect u till the day i die (lame one)
8.if i tossed this 50c what would be the chances of gettin hard?
och om dom int funkar andvänd då denna för desperata situationer =
9. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE ME!
nu kmr kanske lite knepigare och lite nastyare (kanske för visa)

10. Beauty is art. Art is bang, Beautiful i want to Bang you
11. i put the ''Oh'' in orgy Un, Yeah, Baby
12. wow! are u reallt that beautiful or do u remind me of myself?
13. 'scuse me? i lost my number, can i borrow urs?
14. ur beauty was so distractingthat i walked into a wall i will need ur name and number for.. insurance reasons.
15. you look like a refreshing glass of water and im the thirstiest man in the world
16. i am a hot, fiery red head and baby u hav set my pants on fire!
17.if sexy is being a crime then ur being guilty as charged
18. can i take a picture of u? i want santa to know my wish for christmas
19. im like a chocolate pudding, i might look like crap but im sweet as a human can be
20.Hi are u here to meet a nice guy, or am i good enough?
21.exscuse me, may a thorn sit down beside a rose?
22.i know i didnt hav a change but i just wanted to hear an angel talk.
23. hello, im here to steal ur heart
24. are u a magnet? cuz im attracted to u
25. do u tink ur girlfriend would mind if you bought me a drink?
26. if looks could kill you would be a weapon mass destruction
27.i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with u?.

(hitta dessa på olika ställen så credits till ägarna men ge gärna kommentarer här :D)

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September 2011