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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris has been dead for years. Death is afraid to come get him.
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Darkness is not the absence of light. It is the presence of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris can fly, he simply chooses not to.
haha ÄLSKA chuck norris skämt :P
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