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http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/ Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer. Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany. If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list. If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father. When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out. Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
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X-RayEyes
Thu 3 May 2007 22:17
Chuck Norris once played russian roulett with a fully loaded gun, and won
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