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100 THINGS YOU WILL NEVER SEE KAKASHI DO!!!
1. declare that Come Come Paradise is morally bankrupt and start reading the Bible instead
2. ask Jiraya if he will adopt him(.....wait..he probably would do that)
3. inform everyone he sees that thier fly is open
4. move to Hazard county
5. take off his mask to scratch his nose
6. become a world famous water color artist
7. tell people "I wouldn't go in there for a while." after leaving a public bathroom
8. ask the cook at Ichiraku if he can buy a vowel
9. dance through the rain singing 'It's raining men'
10. address Gai and Lee as 'Dr.Evil and mini-me'
11. submit 'Uzumaki Orange' as a color idea for Crayola
12. Tell Rock Lee that idol worship is wrong
13. ask if he can get his headband put on a pair of underwear like Choji
14. wear a pair of sunglasses and stand next to Shino informing on-lookers that they are the
men-in-black's Konoha division
15. inform Iruka that he had a wet dream about him last night
16. ask Jiraya if he can be the star of the next Come Come Paradise book
17. ask random people if they know where in the world Waldo or Carmen Sandiego are
18. get a sudden addiction to slasher movies
19. call everyone Sport, Tex, Champ or Tiger
20. become the lead singer of a Metallica cover band
21. exchange his headband for an eyepatch
22. inform random people that he is the dungeon MASTER
23. rename team 7 'The Fighting Powder Puffs'
24. strip for the Hokage's birthday
25. train Sasuke for the Olympics
26. tell Orochimaru that he wouldn't look so washed out if he got some hilights
27. start carrying a katana just so he can 'Zorro' things with a 'K'
28. become a superhero
29. refer to himself as Iruka's Pimp
30. sing a love song in Spanish
31. wear a camoflogue T-shirt that says 'haahaa you can't see me now'
32. summon a moose to fight with him
33. become a male cheerleader
34. release a line of designer socks
35. refer to Sasuke as 'The emo kid'
36. sign everything as 'The Fresh Prince of Konoha'
37. complain that his thong pinches
38. ask Tsunade what you have to eat to get boobs that big, then go ask Hinata the same thing
39. become a world famous ice sculpter
40. bitchslap Zaku for stealing his hairstyle
41. ask Naruto if Sasuke is a good kisser
42. try out for the part of an extra in RENT
43. declare that nothing comes between him and his Calvins
44. say, "And how does that make you feel?" whenever anyone tells him anything
45. tie a knott in a cherry stem with his tongue
46. use his ninja skills to get free cable
47. tell Kabuto to get a life
48. Salsa dance with Iruka in a talent contest
49. cosplay Luke Skywalker and whack people with his plastic lightsaber
50. ask Sakura to marry him
51. become a traveling kunai salesmen
52. find out how many marshmellows he can fit into his mouth at once
53. sue Gai for rape
54. lead a crusade against the killer dust bunnies of doom
55. hire a bodyguard
56. join the girls swim team
57. do a runway walk down the streets of Konoha wearing nothing but black leather pants and
a black bandana as a mask
58. ask Shino where the bugs really come out of him
59. ask Kankuro what the deal with all the make-up is
60. be a guest star on the Tyra Banks show
61. play with a bop-it for 8 hours
62. open a 50's style diner
63. ask everyone to call him 'The Artist formerly known as Kakashi
64. admit that he only knows three words of Japanese and has been faking it the whole time
65. make a sex tape
66. become head coach of the Cowboys
67. release a CD
68. get a job at Subway
69. throw a hissy-fit
70. trade teams with Gai
71. dye his hair black and get a bowl-cut
72. get a little heart tattoo on his butt
73. go to the local bakery and ask to have his bread shaken not sturred
74. do an outstanding Wayne Newton impression
75. have a secret shrine to the Power Rangers
76. name his sons, Optimus Prime and Megatron
77. buy a weasel, dye it blue and proclaim "OMG LOOK ITACHI AND KISAME HAD A KID!!"
78. star in a romantic comdey
79.order a 'sex on the beach' at a bar
80. start a stamp collection
81. send Iruka a note saying "do you like me? circle yes or no"
82. square dance
83. order a set of frying pans on the home shopping network
84. giggle and tell Orochimaru that he is silly
85. ask Gai how he gets his jumpsuit off at night
86. play the scarecrow in a broadway version of the Wizard of Ozz
87. try to woo Iruka by singing 'Candy Shop'
88. take a pregnancy test for the hell of it
87. try to fit his whole fist into his mouth
88. run for mayor of California
89. learn how to play the electric kazoo
90. try to hypnotize himself
91. go swimming in nothing but his mask
92. go on Oprah and stand up for women's rights
93. run face first into a tree
94. write a One Piece fanfiction
95. tell Iruka that his body is a wounderland
96. use his sharingan to look through people's clothes
97. play a dead body on CSI Miami
98. get a perm
99. use the word 'disestablishmentarianism' in normal conversation
100. use his pink razor cell phone to order a vagitarian delight pizza
1. declare that Come Come Paradise is morally bankrupt and start reading the Bible instead
2. ask Jiraya if he will adopt him(.....wait..he probably would do that)
3. inform everyone he sees that thier fly is open
4. move to Hazard county
5. take off his mask to scratch his nose
6. become a world famous water color artist
7. tell people "I wouldn't go in there for a while." after leaving a public bathroom
8. ask the cook at Ichiraku if he can buy a vowel
9. dance through the rain singing 'It's raining men'
10. address Gai and Lee as 'Dr.Evil and mini-me'
11. submit 'Uzumaki Orange' as a color idea for Crayola
12. Tell Rock Lee that idol worship is wrong
13. ask if he can get his headband put on a pair of underwear like Choji
14. wear a pair of sunglasses and stand next to Shino informing on-lookers that they are the
men-in-black's Konoha division
15. inform Iruka that he had a wet dream about him last night
16. ask Jiraya if he can be the star of the next Come Come Paradise book
17. ask random people if they know where in the world Waldo or Carmen Sandiego are
18. get a sudden addiction to slasher movies
19. call everyone Sport, Tex, Champ or Tiger
20. become the lead singer of a Metallica cover band
21. exchange his headband for an eyepatch
22. inform random people that he is the dungeon MASTER
23. rename team 7 'The Fighting Powder Puffs'
24. strip for the Hokage's birthday
25. train Sasuke for the Olympics
26. tell Orochimaru that he wouldn't look so washed out if he got some hilights
27. start carrying a katana just so he can 'Zorro' things with a 'K'
28. become a superhero
29. refer to himself as Iruka's Pimp
30. sing a love song in Spanish
31. wear a camoflogue T-shirt that says 'haahaa you can't see me now'
32. summon a moose to fight with him
33. become a male cheerleader
34. release a line of designer socks
35. refer to Sasuke as 'The emo kid'
36. sign everything as 'The Fresh Prince of Konoha'
37. complain that his thong pinches
38. ask Tsunade what you have to eat to get boobs that big, then go ask Hinata the same thing
39. become a world famous ice sculpter
40. bitchslap Zaku for stealing his hairstyle
41. ask Naruto if Sasuke is a good kisser
42. try out for the part of an extra in RENT
43. declare that nothing comes between him and his Calvins
44. say, "And how does that make you feel?" whenever anyone tells him anything
45. tie a knott in a cherry stem with his tongue
46. use his ninja skills to get free cable
47. tell Kabuto to get a life
48. Salsa dance with Iruka in a talent contest
49. cosplay Luke Skywalker and whack people with his plastic lightsaber
50. ask Sakura to marry him
51. become a traveling kunai salesmen
52. find out how many marshmellows he can fit into his mouth at once
53. sue Gai for rape
54. lead a crusade against the killer dust bunnies of doom
55. hire a bodyguard
56. join the girls swim team
57. do a runway walk down the streets of Konoha wearing nothing but black leather pants and
a black bandana as a mask
58. ask Shino where the bugs really come out of him
59. ask Kankuro what the deal with all the make-up is
60. be a guest star on the Tyra Banks show
61. play with a bop-it for 8 hours
62. open a 50's style diner
63. ask everyone to call him 'The Artist formerly known as Kakashi
64. admit that he only knows three words of Japanese and has been faking it the whole time
65. make a sex tape
66. become head coach of the Cowboys
67. release a CD
68. get a job at Subway
69. throw a hissy-fit
70. trade teams with Gai
71. dye his hair black and get a bowl-cut
72. get a little heart tattoo on his butt
73. go to the local bakery and ask to have his bread shaken not sturred
74. do an outstanding Wayne Newton impression
75. have a secret shrine to the Power Rangers
76. name his sons, Optimus Prime and Megatron
77. buy a weasel, dye it blue and proclaim "OMG LOOK ITACHI AND KISAME HAD A KID!!"
78. star in a romantic comdey
79.order a 'sex on the beach' at a bar
80. start a stamp collection
81. send Iruka a note saying "do you like me? circle yes or no"
82. square dance
83. order a set of frying pans on the home shopping network
84. giggle and tell Orochimaru that he is silly
85. ask Gai how he gets his jumpsuit off at night
86. play the scarecrow in a broadway version of the Wizard of Ozz
87. try to woo Iruka by singing 'Candy Shop'
88. take a pregnancy test for the hell of it
87. try to fit his whole fist into his mouth
88. run for mayor of California
89. learn how to play the electric kazoo
90. try to hypnotize himself
91. go swimming in nothing but his mask
92. go on Oprah and stand up for women's rights
93. run face first into a tree
94. write a One Piece fanfiction
95. tell Iruka that his body is a wounderland
96. use his sharingan to look through people's clothes
97. play a dead body on CSI Miami
98. get a perm
99. use the word 'disestablishmentarianism' in normal conversation
100. use his pink razor cell phone to order a vagitarian delight pizza
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