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The ten commandments of gaming:
1. Thou shalt not swear obscenities at thine foe.
2. Thou shalt not choose sharpshooter as thy only profession in virtual warfare.
3. Thou shalt clean thy hands of the grease of potato chips or the dust of cheese doodles before thou taketh control.
4. Thou shalt punish the child who speaketh among men in thy virtual kingdom.
5. Thou shalt not choose to use broken weapons or tactics for easy victories over thine adversaries.
6. Thou shalt not give thy gold to Activision.
7. Thou shalt not create, nor approve of, escort quests or underwater quests in games.
8. Thou shalt be a credit to thy party.
9. Thou shalt not crouch down, placing your testicles upon the fallen to mock them.
10. Thou shalt always place thine wagers on Duke.
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