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The wookiee proclamation!
The wookiees will attack the Earth in year 2017(it's a random year) since there are no girl wookiees left on Kashyyyk (let us just say that the sex is like a Klingon duel). They will first send out their senator Yarua (as seen on picture) with a diplomatic offer to the world leader(here comes the twist) Usama bin Ladin(YES! He is the world leader, Barack Obama is really Usama in disguise). Yarua will offer 10 000 laser rifles to "Barack Osama bin Ladin" but since Usama only cares for C4 and dynamite he neglects it, he will not submit!
The wookiees go out first, hard and sturdy the chief wookiee Tarful breaks the ozon layer with a vacuum (just watch spaceballs, you'll get it). All the wookiees attacks the Earth quickly and swift and kills all the men. Chewbacca hasn't killed anyone since he is so horny he's just humping some random guys leg (George Lucas is that random guy, what a coincidence?) and leaving his love spray all over that guys brown manchesters. Well, to be short. Usama tries to defend the Earth by sending out some suicide bombers.. They die (NO SHIT?!) without taking anyone with them since they realize fucking 72 virgins is a very bad job because all they will hear is moaning and crying when they pop the cherry. Yarua marries Paris Hilton (She IS actually a female wookiee, she just shaves.. A LOT!). Britney Spears is begging Chewbacca to marry her but Chewbacca has already fallen in love with some random guys brown manchesters. Tarful fucks Usama up the ass and everyone is happy(and by everyone I mean the lucky wookiees who can fuck whomever they want).
Conclusion: Start growling in a mysterious way and ducktape some hair on your whole body! Then you will survive.
And FYI, before you start your whining. They do spell it wookiee in the original publications.. BEWARE OF THE WOOKIEES!!
The wookiees will attack the Earth in year 2017(it's a random year) since there are no girl wookiees left on Kashyyyk (let us just say that the sex is like a Klingon duel). They will first send out their senator Yarua (as seen on picture) with a diplomatic offer to the world leader(here comes the twist) Usama bin Ladin(YES! He is the world leader, Barack Obama is really Usama in disguise). Yarua will offer 10 000 laser rifles to "Barack Osama bin Ladin" but since Usama only cares for C4 and dynamite he neglects it, he will not submit!
The wookiees go out first, hard and sturdy the chief wookiee Tarful breaks the ozon layer with a vacuum (just watch spaceballs, you'll get it). All the wookiees attacks the Earth quickly and swift and kills all the men. Chewbacca hasn't killed anyone since he is so horny he's just humping some random guys leg (George Lucas is that random guy, what a coincidence?) and leaving his love spray all over that guys brown manchesters. Well, to be short. Usama tries to defend the Earth by sending out some suicide bombers.. They die (NO SHIT?!) without taking anyone with them since they realize fucking 72 virgins is a very bad job because all they will hear is moaning and crying when they pop the cherry. Yarua marries Paris Hilton (She IS actually a female wookiee, she just shaves.. A LOT!). Britney Spears is begging Chewbacca to marry her but Chewbacca has already fallen in love with some random guys brown manchesters. Tarful fucks Usama up the ass and everyone is happy(and by everyone I mean the lucky wookiees who can fuck whomever they want).
Conclusion: Start growling in a mysterious way and ducktape some hair on your whole body! Then you will survive.
And FYI, before you start your whining. They do spell it wookiee in the original publications.. BEWARE OF THE WOOKIEES!!
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