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I am the amwsome man ever! My handshake makes men squeal in tears and women quiver and shake with pleasure! A single glance at my chest hair has been known to reverse ALL signs of mal pattern baldness. When tofu hits my lips, it turns into steak. I once rescued an african orphan from being adopted by Madonna and then I ploughed Madonna! I sneeze motoroilnd sweat 21-year-old singlemalt scotch! Simply put, I am THE one and ONLY real man!!!
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