February
Rabbiz
Markus Jakobsson
Religion is an insult to human dignity. Without it you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, it takes religion.
Religion is regarded by the common people as true,
by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful.
- Seneca the Younger 4 b.c.- 65 a.d.
"There are no atheists in foxholes"
isn't an argument against atheism,
it's an argument against foxholes
- James Morrow
Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?"
Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"
- Annie Dillard, 'Pilgrim at Tinker Creek'
Two things are infinite:
the universe and human stupidity;
and I'm not sure about the the universe.
- Albert Einstein
Guns dont kill people. Nemanja Vidic kills People.
Nemanja Vidic does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Nemanja Vidic is Pain.
Nemanja Vidic doesnt read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
When Nemanja Vidic does a pushup, he isnt lifting himself up, hes pushing the Earth down.
Nemanja Vidic once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. It made him blink.
Nemanja Vidic played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Nemanja Vidic once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
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