Stranger: My sister fell off the top and died yesterday
You: and why are you telling me?
Stranger: because i thought you would care
You: so how are you now?
Stranger: oh im happy
Stranger: i pushed her
Stranger: she stole my waffle maker, so I had to kill her to get it back
You: hahahhahahhahahhahahha

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You: HAIL

Stranger: hey sexy ;)

You: Haii <3

Stranger: asl beautiful

Stranger: :)

You: im horny

Stranger: lol

Stranger: ur not the only one

Stranger: asl?

You: wanna see my cock?

Stranger: umm ok?

You: do you take it in the ass?

Stranger: im bi

You: GREAT!

Stranger: lol

You: im gay

Stranger: why is that?

Stranger: oh

Stranger: finally

Stranger: noone on here is bi. nice to talk to someone who is

Stranger: so about that cock?

You: its 10 inch

Stranger: damn

Stranger: may i see?

You: its too big for cam

You: wont fit in your screen

Stranger: lol

Stranger: thats to bad

Stranger: :(

You: your screen will blow up in pieces

Stranger: my dick is gonna blow up into pieces

You: dang

You: i came on the screen

Stranger: id lick it off



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