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Vad skulle du ha gjort om:

 Alex tafsade på dig?:  Typ Som Simon så brilljant sa: "Kick and kill..."
 Andreas dansade i ditt rum utan att du visste om de?: Frågat va fasen han gjorde i mitt rum? :O
 Anna P bad om en kram?: Gett henne en antar jag xD
  Gitarr snubben  snott din mobil?  Kört hans gitarr upp i **** på honom. D:
  Frida försökte hångla med dig?:  Bli jävla rädd... O_O
 Johan A försökte få av dig kläderna?: Beronde på tid och plats............... O.o
  Klara R sprang runt naken?: Garva som fan xD, (Tyvärr Klara men det skulle se sjukt roligt ut med en naken person xD)
 Rebecca sjungt dig en låt?: Lyssnat antar jag x)
  Anders Mandel hade frågat ut dig?: Undrat vad han hade i görningen.... O_O
  Elinne skulle förstört din data?: Snott moped C:

It was on the good ship Venus by Christ you should've seen us

The figurehead was whore in bed and the mast a mammoth penis



The Captain of this lugger

He was a dirty bugger

He wasn't fit to shovel shit from one place to another



FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'

There was fuck all else to do



The captain's name was Morgan

By christ he was a gorgon

Ten times a day he'd stopped and play

With his fucking organ



The first mate was Cooper

By christ he was a trooper

He jerked and jerked until he worked

Himself into a stupor



FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'

There was fuck all else to do



The second mate was Andy

By christ he had a dandy

Till they crushed his cock with a jagged rock

for cumming in the brandy



The cabbin boy was Flipper

And he was a fucking nippler

He stuffed his ass with broken glass

And circumcised the skipper



FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'

There was fuck all else to do



The captains wife was mabel

To fuck she was not able

So the dirty shits, they nailed her tits

Across the barroom table



The captain had a daughter

Who fell in deep sea water

And by her squeals we knew the eels

Had found er sexual quarters



FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'

FRIGGIN' IN THE RIGGIN'

Friggin in the Riggin'

Friggin' in the Riggin'

Friggin' in the Riggin'

Friggin in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

Friggin' in the riggin'

friggin' in the riggin'

friggin' in the riggin'

friggin' in the riggin'

...

Let the bodies touch the floor let the bodies touch the floor let the bodies thouch the floor let the bodies touch the...FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

I won't pay

I wont pay ya

Noooowaaaaaay

:3

where the hell is simon? D:

Kick and kill! >:c

Aja, jag blev iallafall citerad c: