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Elizabeth Boman (Roshio) Nora ,Örebro

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Sunday 8 March 2009 photo 5/5

Blonde Jokes
How do you measure a blonde's IQ?
With a tire gauge!
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, "Disneyland Left" so they turned around and went home.
Why do blondes wear ponytails?
So people won't see the valve on their head.
Two blondes were walking around when they saw some tracks. One blonde says,
"They're moose tracks."
The other blonde says,"No, they're deer tracks."
"No, they're moose tracks!"
"Deer tracks!"
They kept arguing until the train ran them over.
A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, Santa Claus, and the Easter bunny were walking along when they saw $100. Who got the money?
The dumb blonde because the other three don't exist.
(See joke 168 for a slightly different punch line)
How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.
How can you tell blondes are so bias?
They keep going, "Buy us this," "Buy us that."
What's the difference between the following two sounds: A punctured balloon and a blonde with a hole in her head?
None.
What sound does a blonde going through a flashing red light make?
Screech. Vrrmmm. Screech. Vrmmm.
Why did the blonde dye her hair red?
Instant intelligence!
Why don't blondes like the S.A.T.?
It's too difficult to spell.
Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
So they remember 'Toe Goes in First'

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Blonde Jokes

How do you measure a blonde's IQ?
With a tire gauge!

Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.

Two blondes were driving to Disneyland when they saw a sign that read, "Disneyland Left" so they turned around and went home.

Why do blondes wear ponytails?
So people won't see the valve on their head.

Two blondes were walking around when they saw some tracks. One blonde says,
"They're moose tracks."
The other blonde says,"No, they're deer tracks."
"No, they're moose tracks!"
"Deer tracks!"
They kept arguing until the train ran them over.

A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, Santa Claus, and the Easter bunny were walking along when they saw $100. Who got the money?
The dumb blonde because the other three don't exist.
(See joke 168 for a slightly different punch line)

How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
She opens the car door.

How can you tell blondes are so bias?
They keep going, "Buy us this," "Buy us that."

What's the difference between the following two sounds: A punctured balloon and a blonde with a hole in her head?
None.

What sound does a blonde going through a flashing red light make?
Screech. Vrrmmm. Screech. Vrmmm.

Why did the blonde dye her hair red?
Instant intelligence!

Why don't blondes like the S.A.T.?
It's too difficult to spell.

Why do blondes write TGIF on their shoes?
So they remember 'Toe Goes in First'

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lie7

lie7 Sun 8 Mar 2009 17:16

HAHAH! x''D

znuttiisen

znuttiisen Sun 8 Mar 2009 16:11

Haha xD

Roshio Sun 8 Mar 2009 16:12

xD

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