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i understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get
how a rock can beat scissors, bute there's no fucking
way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to
magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile?
why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw
scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why
aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper
constantly suffocating as they take notes in
class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat
anybody. a rock would beat that shit up in 2
seconds. when i play rock paper scissors, i allways
choose rock. then when somebody claims to have
beaten me up with their paper i can punch them in the
face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit,
i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you,
you asshole.
how a rock can beat scissors, bute there's no fucking
way paper can beat rock. is paper supposed to
magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile?
why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? screw
scissors, why can't paper do this to people? why
aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper
constantly suffocating as they take notes in
class? i'll tell you why, because paper can't beat
anybody. a rock would beat that shit up in 2
seconds. when i play rock paper scissors, i allways
choose rock. then when somebody claims to have
beaten me up with their paper i can punch them in the
face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit,
i'm sorry, i thought paper would protect you,
you asshole.
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