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Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
The Universe is expanding only to get away from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
Life on earth is proof that Chuck Norris has never become truly angry.
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Anonymous
Fri 3 Jul 2009 09:01
if u have 5 dollars and chuck norris has 5 dollars... then chuck norris has more money then you. hahaha

Anonymous
Thu 2 Jul 2009 23:40
klockren! haha vilket avsnitt är de?

Anonymous
Thu 2 Jul 2009 23:36
minns inget sådant avsnitt :|

Sascho
Thu 2 Jul 2009 23:37
Det är ju as bra :D. Kom inte ihåg vilket avsnitt det är, men om jag ser det någon gång kan jag säga till xD.
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