http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsidEpWmFfY
(älska Jeff Dunham och Bubba J, fick sätta in en bild på knasen)

Got my dog and a 6 pack inside my truck
My wife rides in the back because she won't shut up
There's a deer in the headlights, and though it might be a sin
I gunned the motor and runned over him
Its a roadkill christmas
Notice its pre-tenderised
Its a road kill christmas
Cause it freezed when the lights hit their eyes
she loaded him into the back of the truck
I was drivin' us home thats when he done woke up
I couldn't believe what I saw in my rear view mirror
My wife was a werstlin with a mad deer
Its a road kill christmas
She had 50 punds over him
Its a road kill Christmas
It was no time til she had him pinned
By the time we got home he was her pet
that night he slept on my side of the bed
I had to spend the night out in my truck
But I had some beer so I didn't give a... darn
. . . . . . .
A couple days later I made him a deal
If he worked for me then he would not be my next meal
I covered his antlers in foil and then I plugged the tv cable into his rear end
Its a road kill christmas
Everysunday he's up on my roof
Its a road kill Christmas
I get nascar and the nfl too
Its a road kill Christmas
that dumb deer changed my life
Its a road kill Christmas
next time i'll run over my wife

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November 2008