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How to Become an Assassin for Hire Article Rating: (211 Ratings)
Maybe you were born evil or just can’t stand the thought of a desk job. Not just men, but women too, are getting paid the big bucks in every country to do the dirty work. Sometimes the job involves “taking out” someone who is essentially good. So, if you have a conscience at all, this is probably not the job for you. In the real-world of assassins, the competition is pretty stiff. So are the bodies you leave behind. Follow these steps to learn more.
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Instructions
- Acquiring the Skills
- Step 1
Learn to speak several languages fluently. If you are language-challenged, recruit a sidekick translator in the other country.
- Step 2
Buy a big gun or two and practice using them. Preferably at moving targets, not just the some lined up beer cans. Go with the laser sight and silencer options--this isn’t a time to cut corners.
- Step 3
Know how to sneak into countries undetected. Assassinations are all about timing. You'll need to be there when you say you’ll be there.
- Step 4
Get in shape. You never know when you might have to overpower the ever-present guard. Most bad guys these days have training in martial arts. You probably should, too.
Writing a Resume
- Step 1
Detail your weaponry expertise. Shooting a gun is a given, so set yourself apart. The ability to concoct a good poison is always highly regarded, as are bomb-making skills.
- Step 2
Outline your educational background including militant training and clandestine operations. If you were blindfolded on the way to the training base, it’s OK to use “in the Arabian desert somewhere” for the address.
- Step 3
Mention awards and honors. Obviously "Sharpshooter of the Year" is not worth mentioning for the average “bomb under the guy’s car” job.
Developing a Secret Identity
- Step 1
Guarantee longevity in this profession by obscuring what you do with a legitimate profession. Choose something that offers plenty of oversees travel opportunities so you can “kill two birds with one stone” and not have to use up all your vacation time executing people.
- Step 2
Keep a spouse and kids out of the picture whenever possible. Frankly, they ask too many questions.
- Step 3
Skip the flashy car. Sure that works in the James Bond movies; but his car has working gadgets that yours doesn't.
- Step 4
Develop at least one good source for “fake papers.” Only have several sets of passports and credit cards if you can keep multiple identities straight. Disguises are a good idea if you can remember to pack that sort of thing.
Getting Clients
- Step 1
Find a country that has unpopular political figures, needs help toppling a regime, or has revolutionary leaders that are becoming too powerful, and so forth.
- Step 2
Distribute your resume. You can use a P.O. Box, but untraceable email is definitely the mark of a true professional. A good screen name like “The Jackal” can help make a good first impression.
- Step 3
Seek a job as a so called “legal” assassin working for the military or dictator in power. There isn’t as much flexibility with this type of job and it may lack job security, but it is a steady paycheck.
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Learn to speak several languages fluently. If you are language-challenged, recruit a sidekick translator in the other country.
Buy a big gun or two and practice using them. Preferably at moving targets, not just the some lined up beer cans. Go with the laser sight and silencer options--this isn’t a time to cut corners.
Know how to sneak into countries undetected. Assassinations are all about timing. You'll need to be there when you say you’ll be there.
Get in shape. You never know when you might have to overpower the ever-present guard. Most bad guys these days have training in martial arts. You probably should, too.
Writing a ResumeDetail your weaponry expertise. Shooting a gun is a given, so set yourself apart. The ability to concoct a good poison is always highly regarded, as are bomb-making skills.
Outline your educational background including militant training and clandestine operations. If you were blindfolded on the way to the training base, it’s OK to use “in the Arabian desert somewhere” for the address.
Mention awards and honors. Obviously "Sharpshooter of the Year" is not worth mentioning for the average “bomb under the guy’s car” job.
Developing a Secret IdentityGuarantee longevity in this profession by obscuring what you do with a legitimate profession. Choose something that offers plenty of oversees travel opportunities so you can “kill two birds with one stone” and not have to use up all your vacation time executing people.
Keep a spouse and kids out of the picture whenever possible. Frankly, they ask too many questions.
Skip the flashy car. Sure that works in the James Bond movies; but his car has working gadgets that yours doesn't.
Develop at least one good source for “fake papers.” Only have several sets of passports and credit cards if you can keep multiple identities straight. Disguises are a good idea if you can remember to pack that sort of thing.
Getting ClientsFind a country that has unpopular political figures, needs help toppling a regime, or has revolutionary leaders that are becoming too powerful, and so forth.
Distribute your resume. You can use a P.O. Box, but untraceable email is definitely the mark of a true professional. A good screen name like “The Jackal” can help make a good first impression.
Seek a job as a so called “legal” assassin working for the military or dictator in power. There isn’t as much flexibility with this type of job and it may lack job security, but it is a steady paycheck.
hahahaha jag har hittat mitt framtida jobb!
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