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A man busts in to the sperm bank wearing a mask and carrying a shotgun and yells, "OPEN THE FUCKING SAFE!!!" The lady behind the counter says, "Sir, you do realize that this is a sperm bank, right?" He says, "I don't fucking care! Open it or I'll blow your head off!"
She opens the safe and he instructs her to drink a sample of sperm. She refuses and he once again threatens to blow her head off. She downs one. He cocks the shotgun and tells her to drink another. She does it.
To her surprise, the robber takes off his mask and it's her husband. He says, "That wasn't so hard was it?"
She opens the safe and he instructs her to drink a sample of sperm. She refuses and he once again threatens to blow her head off. She downs one. He cocks the shotgun and tells her to drink another. She does it.
To her surprise, the robber takes off his mask and it's her husband. He says, "That wasn't so hard was it?"
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