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Three third graders, a white kid, a Chinese kid, and a black kid, are hanging out on the playground, and they decide to have a dick measuring contest.
The white kid whips out his little penis<span style="font-weight: bold; color: #8c806a; background-color: #f5158b;">. Then the asian kid whips out his, which is much shorter. The black kid smiles and whips his out, and shows off that he is much much bigger than the other two.
After school, still beaming with pride, the black kid goes home and tells his mom, "Mom, Mom, my penis<span style="font-weight: bold; color: #8c806a; background-color: #f5158b;"> is way bigger than the other kids in my class!"
His mom looks at him and says, "Well, son, you are 23...."
The white kid whips out his little penis<span style="font-weight: bold; color: #8c806a; background-color: #f5158b;">. Then the asian kid whips out his, which is much shorter. The black kid smiles and whips his out, and shows off that he is much much bigger than the other two.
After school, still beaming with pride, the black kid goes home and tells his mom, "Mom, Mom, my penis<span style="font-weight: bold; color: #8c806a; background-color: #f5158b;"> is way bigger than the other kids in my class!"
His mom looks at him and says, "Well, son, you are 23...."