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Thursday 12 November 2009 photo 7/12
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Thursday 12 November 2009 photo 7/12
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So there's this kid, Johnny, and he is the worst kid in his second-grade class. One day the teacher walks in and says "Class, we're going to play a new game. I'll pull something out of my desk and hide it behind my back, and you guess what it is." She pulls out the first item and hides it. "Okay, this thing is red and round." Johnny frantically waves his hand. "Umm... Suzie, do you have a guess?" said the teacher. Suzie replies, "A red ball?" The teacher shows the item. "No, it's an apple, but I like the way you're thinking." She pulls out the next thing. "Okay, this is orange and round." Johnny is still freaking out, wanting to be called on. "Timmy, can you guess?" "Is it an orange ball?" The teacher shows what's in her hand. "Nope, it's an orange, but I like the way you're thinking." Johnny is still waving his hand. "Johnny, I haven't pulled out the next thing yet. What do you want?" the teacher asks impatiently. "I have one for you, teacher." He reaches into his pocket. "This thing is round and hard, and has a head on it." The teacher gets really mad and yells "JOHNNY! GO TO THE OFFICE!!!" Johnny replies, "What? It's just a quarter. But I like the way you're thinking!"
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