Thursday 12 November 2009 photo 12/12
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Vampire goes into bar. Barkeep asks if he wants some blood. Vampire says "No thanks, just a glass of hot water". Barkeep gets him the water then says "I thought vampires always drink blood.. "Nah, Im having tea today" says the Vampire, as he takes out a used tampon and dunks it into the water.
This black baby dies and goes to heaven and gets wings. He looks at God and says, "Does this mean I'm an angel?" God says, "Nah nigger, you're a bat."
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