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YEAH! Nr.7! Helt klart bäst ;) xD Liten förtydligande: 15.Virginia Slim cigarettes now come in pink, to promote breast cancer awareness...-.- 14.Breast feeding in public is not only legal, but encouraged and a way to score some quick cash. 13.For yet another year, Matthew McConaughey´s handlers agreed he hadn´t yet reached a sufficient level of skill and respectability to safely transition into shirtwearing. 12.Perky, sassy, dimpled little Rachel Ray united millions of women in their hatred of her. 11.Starbucks' new Peppermint-Midol Frappuccino! 10.Bill Clinton appears likely to break Bess Truman´s record for hairiest first lady. 9.Britney has lowered the bar so much that mothers-in-laws no longer dare to criticize one´s mothering skills. 8.Nicole Kidman is still beautiful, but she´s definitely aging! 7.Johnny Depp. That´s it-just Johnny Depp. 6.Our new, more egalitarian armed forces give women a real shot at dying in pointless foreign wars like men. 5.Batteries that last five times longer! 4.Final score for health studies releases in 2007: Chocolate is a brain-sharpening, life-extending, sex-enhancing, replacement for Zoloft, cigarettes and men--37; Chocolat is a heart-clogging, ass-augmenting, joy-deadering faux promise emptier than Zoloft, cigarettes and men--27; 3.A new "personal GPS" system was invented to help men find the c******s. 2.Say what you will about the spread of stone-age social norms, but burqas hide cellulite like nobody´s business. 1.Women are now getting significant attention in the world of presidential politics. Thank you, Mrs. Kucinich!
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