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To Comically Poke
Harry and Draco were celebrating a weak Valentine's Day together. Harry had cooked a puny dinner and they ate on a big fucking rock by candlelight.
"My darling," Draco said, stroking Harry's eyeball, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Harry. "It is but a hungry token of my magical love."
Harry opened the box. Inside was a nonchalant kitten! He gazed at it awfully. Then he gazed at Draco awfully. "It's dazzling," Harry said. "Come here and let me poke you."
Just then, a jolly crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a pig's orgasm. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a mega fat voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Draco read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other knowledgeably as the crone cackled some more. Harry's penis began to tremble. Then Draco shrugged, pulled out a salad, and hit the crone on her boob. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Harry said and kissed Draco juicily. "This is a melodic Valentine's Day!"
They kinkily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they poked each other all night long.
Jag borde bli författare!
To Comically Poke
"My darling," Draco said, stroking Harry's eyeball, "I have something for you." He gave a box to Harry. "It is but a hungry token of my magical love."
Harry opened the box. Inside was a nonchalant kitten! He gazed at it awfully. Then he gazed at Draco awfully. "It's dazzling," Harry said. "Come here and let me poke you."
Just then, a jolly crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a pig's orgasm. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in a mega fat voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Draco read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other knowledgeably as the crone cackled some more. Harry's penis began to tremble. Then Draco shrugged, pulled out a salad, and hit the crone on her boob. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Harry said and kissed Draco juicily. "This is a melodic Valentine's Day!"
They kinkily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they poked each other all night long.
Jag borde bli författare!
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