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It felt like narnia!
A PROPHECY
THAT ALICE
WILL SLAY THE DRAGON
AND SAVE US ALL
AND LET THE WHITE QUEEN RULE OVER UNDERLAND

It ends up as a full-scale war on a chessboard in the end.
And for some reason
Everyone has a thing for hitting people in the eye!
in that movie
at least 6 times
was a blade pushed into an eye

a rebel group against the red queen?
I mean..
COME ON
And the king was dead

Oh and she had a love relationship with her knight.
(Knekt)
And he hit on alice on several occasions
claiming that he loves big women.

I loved how weird and non-understandable it was in the disney film!
since they didn't explain it
leaving some madness in it
unstructured madness you know?

and here, they get it completely structured and give lands different names
Oh and yeah, the queens castle is in a rocky wasteland.
..................
I..
I...
My childhood was raped and murdered.

oh and alice couldn't act for a penny
she had this face "-.-" all the time
She was barely surprised at anything
if a giant looking leopard DOG COMES RUNNING AFTER HER
She goes
-.- , I'll just start skipping a little.
She has the face during the entire movie!
It's like she's not even trying!

JOHNNY DEPP WAS IN THAT MOVIE SO THAT IT BE LIKE A FREAKIN' BAND AID
Like something to distract the crowd with!
Let's put johnny as the hatmaker, make him as interesting as possible so that nobody will notice how shitty this movie really is!

I hated the movie, point taken

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