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Avenue Q - The Internet is for Porn!
KATE:
Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson, all by my self!
I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern.
The Internet!
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER:
For porn
KATE:
I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait
TREKKIE:
For porn
KATE:
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE:
For porn!
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE:
For porn!
KATE:
It's like i'm surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE:
For porn!
KATE:
Trekkie!
TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn
KATE:
Trekkie!
TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn,
KATE:
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE:
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
KATE:
Treee'kkie!
TREKKIE:
Oh hello kate monster
KATE:
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE:
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE:
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE:
Me no talkie
KATE:
Good
I'm glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE:
For porn
KATE:
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE:
For por'oops, sorry
KATE:
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE:
For ---
KATE:
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE:
FOR PORN!!
Trekkie!
TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn!
KATE:
Noooo
TREKKIE:
The internet if for porn!
KATE:
Trekkie
TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
KATE:
That's gross you're a pervert
TREKKIE:
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE:
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE:
Ohhhh?
KATE:
What?!
TREKKIE:
You have no idea
Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE:
Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE:
Let me hear it!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON:
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON:
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!
KATE:
The internet is not for porn!!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
PORN!, PORN, P---
KATE:
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB:
That's correct.
KATE:
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN:
Sure!
KATE:
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY:
Yes I do!
KATE:
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON:
True!
TREKKIE:
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON:
. .yeah
KATE:
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!
KATE:
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!
KATE:
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
Grab your dick and double click
KATE:
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE:
I'm leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE:
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
Porn, porn, porn, porn
TREKKIE:
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND SOME:
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND ALL:
The internet is for PORN!
TREKKIE:
YEAH!
KATE:
Finally, I get to teach a whole lesson, all by my self!
I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern.
The Internet!
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER:
For porn
KATE:
I've got a fast connection so i don't have to wait
TREKKIE:
For porn
KATE:
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE:
For porn!
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE:
For porn!
KATE:
It's like i'm surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE:
For porn!
KATE:
Trekkie!
TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn
KATE:
Trekkie!
TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn,
KATE:
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE:
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn
KATE:
Treee'kkie!
TREKKIE:
Oh hello kate monster
KATE:
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE:
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE:
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE:
Me no talkie
KATE:
Good
I'm glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE:
For porn
KATE:
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE:
For por'oops, sorry
KATE:
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE:
For ---
KATE:
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE:
FOR PORN!!
Trekkie!
TREKKIE:
The internet is for porn!
KATE:
Noooo
TREKKIE:
The internet if for porn!
KATE:
Trekkie
TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
KATE:
That's gross you're a pervert
TREKKIE:
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE:
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look
At porn on the internet
TREKKIE:
Ohhhh?
KATE:
What?!
TREKKIE:
You have no idea
Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE:
Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE:
Let me hear it!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON:
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON:
I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!
KATE:
The internet is not for porn!!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
PORN!, PORN, P---
KATE:
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB:
That's correct.
KATE:
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN:
Sure!
KATE:
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY:
Yes I do!
KATE:
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON:
True!
TREKKIE:
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON:
. .yeah
KATE:
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!
KATE:
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
The internet is for porn!
KATE:
I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
Grab your dick and double click
KATE:
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE:
I'm leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE:
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS:
Porn, porn, porn, porn
TREKKIE:
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND SOME:
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND ALL:
The internet is for PORN!
TREKKIE:
YEAH!
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