Friday 4 December 2009 photo 1/1
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Okay, today I got two things to share with y'all; a joke and a quote.
Quote from Nic (when we were getting our pictures taken in school taday);
Sofia, I think we should make love right here, right now.
Joke from coach Bez this morning in Forensic;
Okay, so you know the kid Johnny? He's like the worst kid in America... he robs stores and he etc, etc...
So it was x-mas time, and his mom wanted to do something nice for Johnny so she put up the whole Josef and Lady Mary in the stable-scene at their house for him. One day Johnny was playing with a train around the scene his mom put up but the train broke and he started cussing and everything. So his mom comes in the room and says "Johnny, you can't cuss like that! And expecially not around baby Jesus! Now go and write a letter of apology to baby Jesus or you won't get any x-mas present!" So Johnny went upstares, stamped very loudly while walking up the stares, and started writing..
-Dear Baby Jesus.
I'm sorry for cussing, but I'd really love my x-mas present...
He then crumbeled it up and started a new one.
-Dear Baby Jesus,
I'm sorry. I have a bad temper and sometimes...
He once again crumbeled it up and started a new one.
He then ran downstares, left the note and went outside playing. Hos mom went in to read the letter, and noticed that Baby Jesus was missing. She read the letter
-Dear Josef and Lady Mary,
If you ever want to see your Baby Jesus again, you better give me my x-mas present....
LOLOLOLOL! Jag älskar när det kommer roligt... Hela klassen skrattade jättemycket åt hans skämt :P Lol, det va skojjit :P
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