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<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">Några skämt:
Varför flyga med SAS, när du kan krascha med Windows?<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">- Vad det ser ut i din lägenhet! Har du haft inbrott?<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">- Nej, utbrott!<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;">- <span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">Vet du vad en norrman gör, om hans dator drabbas av totalstillestånd?<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">- Nej.<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">- Mus-mot-mus metoden!<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">- Vad ser man, när man tittar en norrman djupt i ögonen?<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">- Baksidan av huvudet!<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;">- <span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">Varför köpte du ingen brandsläckare?<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">- Den såg lite skum ut...<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;">- <span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">Hur kan man se att det är en norrman som skickar fax?<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">- Det har frimärke i ena hörnet.<p style="margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">Vilket är det bästa sättet att äta spagetti?<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">- Tja, börja med att öppna munnen...<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">- Vart går Tarzan när han vill veta vad klockan är?<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">- Till urskogen.<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">Allan kunde inte hitta E6:an så han körde E3:an två gånger i stället.<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">Den norske byggbasen till sin arkitekt:<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"><span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">- Håll ritningen rakt, så att vi inte får samma problem som i Pisa.<p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"> <p style="margin: 0cm 0.9pt 0pt 0cm; tab-stops: 36.0pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none;">- <span style="mso-fareast-font-family: ????;">Du skulle köpa både skjorta och byxor men har ju bara köpt byxor.
<span style="font-family: "Times New Roman"; font-size: 12pt; mso-fareast-font-family: ????; mso-ansi-language: SV; mso-fareast-language: SV; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">- Jovisst, men byxorna kostade skjortan.
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