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Always and never are words you always nede to remember to never use.
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a footboll.
What matters moste is how you see yourself.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see
it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
What you call a dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
hatever it is -- I didn't do it!
I never work on days who ends with "Y"
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a footboll.
What matters moste is how you see yourself.
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see
it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
hatever it is -- I didn't do it!
I never work on days who ends with "Y"
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