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Lite Chuck Norris vitsar då :D
Q:Is it possible to count to infinity
A: Chuck Norris did it...twice
When Chuck Norris jumps into the water he doesn't become wet, the water becomes Chuck Norris
They say Chuck Norris is so tough that under his beard there is just another fist
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Favoriten: In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris gave it a roundhouse kick and told it to get a job.
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brogren1
Thu 22 May 2008 17:40
men den viktiga frågan återstår!! vem skulle vinna chuck eller macgyver...hmm rå styrka eller hand gjorda bomber av gamla tv apparater?
TheBeeJay
Thu 22 May 2008 17:41
Macgyver can make an airplane out of a rubber band, two pencils and an eraser. Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. CHUCK WINS
taoisnomore
Mon 19 May 2008 15:18
bäst.... "Chuck Norris used a ribbed condom inside-out, just so he would get the pleasure..." :D
Anonymous
Mon 19 May 2008 14:06
förresten, är du också hemma idag?! det är ju ingen alls osm är i skolan ju! :P
TheBeeJay
Mon 19 May 2008 14:07
Nej jag bara slutade tidigt ^^. Jag slutar 12:40 på måndagar, slå den du!
Anonymous
Mon 19 May 2008 13:57
haha, jag har ju startat värsta chuck norris trenden på ib ju!
TheBeeJay
Mon 19 May 2008 13:58
Anyone who says they've started a trend about Chuck Norris gets 2 Roundhouse kicks. One for hybris, and one for coming there and giving you a roundhouse kick
Anonymous
Mon 19 May 2008 13:30
Haha alltså älska honom. men jag gillar skarpt min egna, no rip eller nåt :D
"The Scientists says a comet wiped the Dinousaurs out of the planet, the Dinosaurs says it was a roundhouse-kick from Chuck Norris"
"The Scientists says a comet wiped the Dinousaurs out of the planet, the Dinosaurs says it was a roundhouse-kick from Chuck Norris"
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