January 2010
Ja, nu är det så att jag tönkte lägga upp alla articlar (1/dag) från den underbara boken "The Bro Code" (: För er som sett på How I Met your mother vet vilken bok det är (: This is going to be
Article 2 A bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it. Note: Had Butch Cassidy come charging out of that cabin alone, people wou
Article 3 If a Bro gets a dog, it must be atleasst as tall as his knee when full-grown. COROLLARY: Naming a lapdog after a pro wrestler or a character from a Steve McQueen movie, does not absolve a
Article 4 A Bro never divulges the existence of the Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason...no, not even that reason. Note: If you are a woman
Article 5 Whether he cares about sports or not, a Bro cares about sports.
Article 6 A Bro shall not lollygag if he must get naked in front of other Bros in a gym locker room. COROLLARY: If a Bro gets naked in the locker room, all other Bros shall pretend that nothing
Article 7 A Bro never admits he can't drive stick. Even after an accident.
Article 8 A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro. There are no sentiments between Bros that cannot be articulated through the convenience and emotional distane of electronic
Article 9 Should a Bro lose a body part due to an accident or illness, his fellow Bros will not make lame jokes such as "Gimme three!" or "Wow, quitting your job like that really took a lot o
Article 10 A bro will drop whatever he's doing and rush to help his Bro dump a chick. It's normal for a Bro to get confused and disoriented when dumping a chick. For some reason he's worried she'
Article 11 A Bro may ask his Bro(s) to help him move, but only after first disclosing an honest estimate on both time commitment and number of large pices of furniture. If the Bro has vastly undere
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