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Jan Jones

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Any man dies with a clean sword, I'll rape his fucking corpse!!!

Fuck The Kingsgaurd.
Fuck The City.
Fuck The King.

Fuck the Water, bring me wine.

the hound: there are no true knights, no more than there are gods. if you can’t protect yourself, die and get out of the way of those who can. sharp steel and strong arms rule this world, don’t ever believe any different.

sansa: you’re awful.

the hound: i’m honest. it’s the world that’s awful.

Sansa: What about the king?
Hound: He can die just fine on his own.

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Allrighty then! This Is It! Everyone has Waited for!...Well Atleast 2-3 people...The Part 2 of the tale of Thorb! I hope you remember what happend last time cus This I Part 2.
- D...Do you know where I'am? the man asked?
Thorb haven't been speaking to someone for many, many, many years and he just gasped.
- Do you understand me? He asked.
- Aha yes, I'm sorry It was just so long time ago...I haven't been speaking or seeing someone else than animals for like forty years. The man was surprised.
- So how are the world? Thorb asked tensely. The man was now even more surprised...He was thinking to himself: To tell or not to tell that's a real question.
- It's....Great...everybody Is so happy and nothing has happend I mean...It's not like there Is a Dark Lord named Jonas or something and he took over the world...No, he said with an sarcasm voice.
Thorb puffed and gave the man a hug.
- You diden't have to...hug me...you know you're naked..........right? Thorb walked two steps back and he looked down and then up again.
- I'm so sorry, let's go back to my home and I can give you something to eat and I will put on some cloths. The man nodded and they start to walk. It took them several hours. They stood front a big cliff and there was a wooden broken door, the night had come and moon was shining. They went inside the rock and start to walk down at stairs, It was candles all over the place with light on. At the end of the stair It was a small room with one bed and alot of things, gold where laying on the pebble floor. Thorb put on some brown pants and a white shirt.
- So what Is your name? he asked?
The man was looking around and when he heard him, he said:
- Roh.
- Nice to met your Roh, my name Is Thorb. The Dwarf gaved the man a wooden cup with ale and dark bread. Roh thanked him and he saw an chair to sit on. Thorb set on a big box. Roh was realy impressed with all the things he saw in the room.
- How did you get all of this stuff?
- Well everthing here has an story how I got It, Thorb said proud. The man wanted to know the stories but he wasen't sure which item he should ask about first, just when he though he saw something awesome, he looked on the table and saw a round, small, dirty stone.
- How about that stone on the table, does It have a story?
Thorb started to laugh out loud and then he told him:
- For two weeks ago..I went outside and... Roh was shaking, he realy wanted to know.
- and... I saw It on the ground so i picked It up.
Roh almost fall down the chair, he facepalm himself.
- That's not realy a story. Thorb looked surprised.
- Of course It Is! If I tell you something then...It's a story right? And It's based on a true story.
- Ok, Ok, Roh said and put up his hands. Tell me another then, tell me about that box.
Thorb looked on the box he was siting.
- It was here when i got here. Thorb started to cough and took a sip of his ale. Roh asked about all the other things In the room but it turned out that he had just found everything. Well after Thorb told him all his stories that have no meaning of life what so ever, He gave Roh a blanket so he could sleep and Thorb fall asleep on his bed. The night was dark, you could hear the owls and wolfs making their sound.
Thorb woke up, he looked around and then he saw Roh just siting there.
- Good Morning, said the Dwarf with a big yawn.
- Good morning? Good morning?! You've slept in two days!!
Thorb started to laugh.
- Ah don't worry, now let me make some breakfast.
Roh watched when Thorb was making. He fried eggs and bacon, boiled some tea. He put everything on an old table. It was egg, bacon, bread, cheese, beans, sugar, tea.
- Let's eat! Thorb said and started to eat like a pig.
Roh looked over the table and saw all this food. How can eat so much? He thogh for himself. Anyway Roh joined the eating. He took a bite bacon and he was surprised how it tasted, it was the most del

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Eagleheart
Hur mår du idag?
Somewhere I Belong
Kommer du komma långt i livet?
This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm On This Song
Hur är skolan för dig?
Going Under
Vilken är ditt livs themesong?
Carrie
Hur blir din morgondag?
Living Next Door To Alice
Vilken låt kommer spelas på din begravning?
The Bird and The Worm.
Vilken sång beskriver dig bäst?
Kom Genom Eld.
Hur ser ditt liv ut just nu?
Malchik Gay.
Hur var du som barn?
My Immortal.
Vad tycker du om kärlek?
30 Minutes.
Kommer du gifta dig?
Fear Of The Dark
Hur ser världen på dig?
Du Som Tog Mitt Hjärta.
Vad tycker dina vänner om dig?
We Are The Future
Brukar folk i hemlighet fantisera om dig?
Final Fantasy 7 - Cid's Theme.
Vilken låt beskriver den du är attraherad av?
Ruta 1.
Hur blir du igenkänd av folk?
Savior.
Hur ser du på livet?
Fuck Her Gently.
Vad tycker dina föräldrar om dig?
Du Får Göra Som Du Vill
Vad kommer du säga när du gör slut med någon?
Valentine's day.
Vad är dina sista ord?
I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)

I had nothing better to do...So I have done some writing...It's a tale...about a Dwarf. Så ursäkta min skrivning men den e på engelska så...så det är typ en preivew om den xD :
The Tale Of Thorb.
Once upon a time… or was it a time once upon? Maybe one day…or day one… I need a good begin with this tale. So let’s start with… he woke up…. Nah that doesn’t sound right. Thorb was a great man! Oh wait…he is a dwarf…Thorb was a great dwarf! Although he wasn’t so great… The Dwarf Thorb. Yeah…. I like that. Does that sound good to you? No? Well ok let’s try this then… The Sun raised over the mountains of the Fadinors grave. Wait…who Is Fadinors? I don’t know…It’s just sounded good to me. No you can’t just a pick a name like that, are this character even in this tale? Erm… maybe? No you can’t do that you know, now you have to start over. Ok…mom. I’m not your mother! No but you sound like her! Just tell me the fucking story! I’m trying…you just don’t like Fadinors… he was great man…I mean dwarf…fuck I mean elf! Are you sure that he is an elf? Wait…a second…Are you writing this down... you could hear the silence in the room. In this room they were two adult men… you could say that. One of them had a dream about a tale and now he is trying to write it down and the other…well they both don’t have any girlfriends so actually they had nothing better to do. Did you just write about us? In your book?! That doesn’t make any sense! Nah… can I start now? Yes you can. And you won’t interrupt me? No I won’t. Are you sure? Yes I’m. Thank you!
THIS IS THE TALE OF THORB!
Long time ago in an awesome fantasy world that I have dreamt. They were forest bigger than….our forest! Mountains stronger than rock! Well the sea is the same. In a deep dark forest full with living things like…animals, birds, worms… It’s a green forest full with happiness…well actually the world is…like almost dead because of the evil lord and bla bla blab bla. Don’t worry about evil lord…he isn’t in this tale. Anyway let's continue with this fucked up story or dream.... In deep of this forest sat an Dwarf, he had long white beard with jewels, he was bald. The Dwarfs name was Thorb. This Dwarf was the only dwarf who lived in the free nature, all the other dwarfs fled to the deep of every mountain they found, the elf hidden them self in other countries and the mankind....yeah about that, they have been slaughtered because they were extremly stupid. The Dark Lord had an army with like alot...more than millions and the humans had like none and they tried to stop them and....well they lost the first war. Anyway! Thorb just layed down in the grass, he smoke some weed with his pipe that was made of stone. His Eye's went red and he was verry happy, he diden't know about the evil in this world, he just never cared. Thorb lives a very simply life, he eat alot, smoke weed, go around the forest, sing all day long, eat some more, sleep. He lived under a rock.
- Oh weed, Oh weed, Oh weed, you are green and that doesn't rhyme, Thorb sang for himself and yes....he was naked.
Wait a second?! are you writing about a dwarf who smoke weed and is naked in the forest?!
Yeah so what? It was a dream ok?!
...you have weird dreams pal! I think you should get a girlfriend!
Me?! How about you? The man who masturbate everyday!! If someone needs a girlfriend It's you dude!
Just shut up and write!
Where was I? a yes, the naked high dwarf Thorb. Yes another thing he does Is...he drink's ale alot. If you the reader wonder how he gets all the food, beer and weed well then i have bad news for you...not even I know. As he layed on the grass on his fat beer belly.
- today I will make It, he said to himself and swerved around.
He start to try to make one pushup. He Pressed with all of his strength....he was not strong for being a dwarf.
- one.... and then he fell down in the ground, he almost made It. He

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