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60 things most girls don't know
--"Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)
--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
--Beforethey call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna sayso there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgetsit all and makes it up as he goes.
--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
--Guyshate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.Unless they're goin for thelet-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-aremethod.
--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
--Guys get jealous easily.
--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
--Givinga guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." wouldmake him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about ittrying to figure it out.
--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
--Guyshate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come upwith ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never worksbecause guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents formoney anyway.
--Girls are guys' weaknesses.
--Guys are very open about themselves.
--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
--Guys will brag about anything.
--Guysuse words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely usebeautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
--Guysthink WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn'tnotice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figureout what it meant.
--Guys seek for advice from girls not otherguys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, thenwe're all confused.
--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
--Try to be as straightforward as possible.
--Ifthe guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think aboutit for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time withthe girl.
--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
--Guys don't really have final decisions.
--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
--Ifyour best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you'rewith your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
--Whena guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makesthem want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagreewith them.
--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
--Guys like femininity not feebleness.
--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
--Ifyou are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like abrother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them thatyou aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
--Guysreally think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisionsand are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
--We don't like girls who are too skinny.
--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.
--Alwaysmake sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before makingout with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....
--Believeit or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seemright but trust me they will start opening up like books after you justask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them aboutyours...
--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
--Guyswill test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if hedoesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to lethim go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
--Whena guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he reallylikes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
--"Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)
--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
--Beforethey call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna sayso there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgetsit all and makes it up as he goes.
--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.
--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
--Guyshate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest.Unless they're goin for thelet-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-aremethod.
--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
--Guys get jealous easily.
--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
--Givinga guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." wouldmake him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about ittrying to figure it out.
--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
--Guyshate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come upwith ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never worksbecause guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents formoney anyway.
--Girls are guys' weaknesses.
--Guys are very open about themselves.
--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
--Guys will brag about anything.
--Guysuse words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely usebeautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
--Guysthink WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn'tnotice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figureout what it meant.
--Guys seek for advice from girls not otherguys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, thenwe're all confused.
--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
--Try to be as straightforward as possible.
--Ifthe guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think aboutit for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time withthe girl.
--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
--Guys don't really have final decisions.
--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
--Ifyour best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you'rewith your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
--Whena guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makesthem want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagreewith them.
--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
--Guys like femininity not feebleness.
--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
--Ifyou are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like abrother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them thatyou aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.
--Guysreally think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisionsand are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.
--We don't like girls who are too skinny.
--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.
--Alwaysmake sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before makingout with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....
--Believeit or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seemright but trust me they will start opening up like books after you justask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them aboutyours...
--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually
--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..
--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...
--Guyswill test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if hedoesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to lethim go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.
--Whena guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he reallylikes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
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