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shulululu, alla glaaada Twihards! :)
hittade denna sjukt roliga texten för ett tag sen,
och har ingen aning om varför jag inte har lagt in den föräns nu ;P
men iaf, det är en lista på 61 saker Emmet INTE får göra,
trotts att det är sådana saker han älskar ;D hahaha,
seriöst, ni som fattar kommer att dö av skratt! :D
1. Spread rumors that the reason why Edward never had a girlfriend before Bella is because he likes guys...
2. ...And that he has a crush on Jasper...
3. ...or Carlisle
4. Tell Alice that pink really isn't her color
5. Attempt to juggle with Esme's china
6. Tell Bella that if she jumped from a great height Edward would have to change her
7. Microwave Peeps...
8. ...and leave them in Jasper's favorite book
9. Call Bella's mom and tell her "The baby's doing okay" and that Bella and Edward asked him to be godfather
10. Snap his fingers in 'Z' formation
11. Use the phrase "Uh-uh. Gir-Rl puh-lease."
12. Snap his fingers in 'Z' formation while using the phrase "Uh-uh. Gir-Rl puh-lease."
13. In fact, Emmett is not even allowed to think about snapping his fingers in 'Z' formation, saying "Uh-uh. Gir-Rl puh-lease," or doing both at the same time
14. Try and start a colony in a school bathroom...
15. ...and invite the teachers giving him detention/trying to get him to put his clothes back on to join...
16. ...and then tell the Guidance Counselor that Rosalie's hair told him to do it
17. Paint Edward's Volvo tie-dye...
18. ...and then say it was Bella's idea
19. Sing any songs generally associated with Gwen Stefani...
20. ...or Britney Spears
21. Sing "Ninety-nine bottles of grizzly blood on the wall.."
22. Furthermore, he not allowed to sing. Period.
23. Wear a tu-tu and tell everyone to call him Princess Butterfly
24. steal every pet in town...
25. ...and then sell them back to their owners...
26. ...after shaving them and glueing sequins on them
27. Attempt to turn inanimate objects, such as pieces of fruit, into vampires
28. Claim aforementioned 'vampire fruit' as his army of loyal minions...
29. ...and try to get them to attack Jasper...
30. ...then throw the 'vampire fruit'/army of loyal minions at Jasper when they do not attack
31. Call Carlisle 'Gramps'...
32. ...especially after Carlisle tells him to turn off his annoying music
33. Steal Rosalie's stuffed animals and make movies with them
34. Steal all of Alice's left socks, fill them with rocks and throw them in a river
35. Run through the school without a shirt on with "Momma's boy" written on his chest in whipped cream
36. Make subtle inneundos about Edward's repression
37. Make obvious innuendos about Edward's repression
38. Burst into tears and run from the room crying after wailing "I thought we had something special!" when Bella asks him to pass the salt at lunch
39. Write children's books (examples: 'Fun, Five Letter Words to Know and Share'; 'Daddy Drinks Because You Cry'; 'Curious George and the High Voltage Fence')
40. Convince Esme that Home Depot has gone out of business and is closing
41. Wear leather pants (no matter how good he looks in them)
42. Scratch " 3MM3TT K!CK A" onto walls...
43. ...and then deny all knowledge of it
45. Dress up in the school mascot uniform and then tackle Edward and Jasper
46. Dye his hair black, wear glasses,carry around a stick and tell hordes of 4th graders he is the real Harry Potter
47. Change any of his male family member's ringtone to "Barbie Girl"
48. Wear Rosalie's underwear around the house (even if the whole family was watching Rocky Horror Picture Show)
49. Replace all of Edward's CDs with bolonga slices
50. Emmet most never say Alice have to many shoes
51. Emmett is not allowed to swat flies with a meat tenderizer...
52. Hold Alice's favourite pair of shoes over her head so she has to jump for them
54. Hum the Jaws theme song whenever Alice walks by
55.Pretend to fall asleep in class...
56. And then pretend to be having a wet dream in which Jasper is the star...
57... Especially when Jasper is sitting in the desk next to his
58.Wear Carlisle's Doctor's coat and stethoscope to school and claim that he's "Dr Love"
59. Write "For a good time, call Edward Cullen" on the school's boy's bathroom walls
60. Politely inform Jasper that the North won the war
61. Play "Lord of the Onion Rings" at lunch
hittade denna sjukt roliga texten för ett tag sen,
och har ingen aning om varför jag inte har lagt in den föräns nu ;P
men iaf, det är en lista på 61 saker Emmet INTE får göra,
trotts att det är sådana saker han älskar ;D hahaha,
seriöst, ni som fattar kommer att dö av skratt! :D
1. Spread rumors that the reason why Edward never had a girlfriend before Bella is because he likes guys...
2. ...And that he has a crush on Jasper...
3. ...or Carlisle
4. Tell Alice that pink really isn't her color
5. Attempt to juggle with Esme's china
6. Tell Bella that if she jumped from a great height Edward would have to change her
7. Microwave Peeps...
8. ...and leave them in Jasper's favorite book
9. Call Bella's mom and tell her "The baby's doing okay" and that Bella and Edward asked him to be godfather
10. Snap his fingers in 'Z' formation
11. Use the phrase "Uh-uh. Gir-Rl puh-lease."
12. Snap his fingers in 'Z' formation while using the phrase "Uh-uh. Gir-Rl puh-lease."
13. In fact, Emmett is not even allowed to think about snapping his fingers in 'Z' formation, saying "Uh-uh. Gir-Rl puh-lease," or doing both at the same time
14. Try and start a colony in a school bathroom...
15. ...and invite the teachers giving him detention/trying to get him to put his clothes back on to join...
16. ...and then tell the Guidance Counselor that Rosalie's hair told him to do it
17. Paint Edward's Volvo tie-dye...
18. ...and then say it was Bella's idea
19. Sing any songs generally associated with Gwen Stefani...
20. ...or Britney Spears
21. Sing "Ninety-nine bottles of grizzly blood on the wall.."
22. Furthermore, he not allowed to sing. Period.
23. Wear a tu-tu and tell everyone to call him Princess Butterfly
24. steal every pet in town...
25. ...and then sell them back to their owners...
26. ...after shaving them and glueing sequins on them
27. Attempt to turn inanimate objects, such as pieces of fruit, into vampires
28. Claim aforementioned 'vampire fruit' as his army of loyal minions...
29. ...and try to get them to attack Jasper...
30. ...then throw the 'vampire fruit'/army of loyal minions at Jasper when they do not attack
31. Call Carlisle 'Gramps'...
32. ...especially after Carlisle tells him to turn off his annoying music
33. Steal Rosalie's stuffed animals and make movies with them
34. Steal all of Alice's left socks, fill them with rocks and throw them in a river
35. Run through the school without a shirt on with "Momma's boy" written on his chest in whipped cream
36. Make subtle inneundos about Edward's repression
37. Make obvious innuendos about Edward's repression
38. Burst into tears and run from the room crying after wailing "I thought we had something special!" when Bella asks him to pass the salt at lunch
39. Write children's books (examples: 'Fun, Five Letter Words to Know and Share'; 'Daddy Drinks Because You Cry'; 'Curious George and the High Voltage Fence')
40. Convince Esme that Home Depot has gone out of business and is closing
41. Wear leather pants (no matter how good he looks in them)
42. Scratch " 3MM3TT K!CK A" onto walls...
43. ...and then deny all knowledge of it
45. Dress up in the school mascot uniform and then tackle Edward and Jasper
46. Dye his hair black, wear glasses,carry around a stick and tell hordes of 4th graders he is the real Harry Potter
47. Change any of his male family member's ringtone to "Barbie Girl"
48. Wear Rosalie's underwear around the house (even if the whole family was watching Rocky Horror Picture Show)
49. Replace all of Edward's CDs with bolonga slices
50. Emmet most never say Alice have to many shoes
51. Emmett is not allowed to swat flies with a meat tenderizer...
55.Pretend to fall asleep in class...
56. And then pretend to be having a wet dream in which Jasper is the star...
57... Especially when Jasper is sitting in the desk next to his
58.Wear Carlisle's Doctor's coat and stethoscope to school and claim that he's "Dr Love"
59. Write "For a good time, call Edward Cullen" on the school's boy's bathroom walls
60. Politely inform Jasper that the North won the war
61. Play "Lord of the Onion Rings" at lunch
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