Wednesday 1 April 2009 photo 1/3
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Wednesday 1 April 2009 photo 1/3
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Stranger: hello this is customer support, how may I help you?
You: yes
You: I had a girlfriend who wont do as I please.You: I believe she's broken.
Stranger: Have you tried turning her on?
You: Yes but it doesn't work.
You: Should I plug in before I turn her on?
Stranger: Have you tried resetting her to dfault settings?
You: Yes but she just keeps yelling and crying.
Stranger: It sounds as if you have received a defective unit
Stranger: If you place her into a box I'll have someone over in the morning to replace herStranger: Which unit did you purchase?
You: Oh my, should I return it? Or perhaps I should start looking for a new, better unit before I dispose of the old one?
Stranger: It's fine we'll despatch a new one in the morning which should arrive when the old unit is taken away
Stranger: which model did you have?
You: I dunno it's name but I think it's a goth-style sexmachine.
Stranger: Is it the black or redhead model?
You: It's a blackhaired white one with a good appearance.