The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is. If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever. In the fine print of The Guinness book of world records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and thoses listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten. Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris. When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side. Ja listan fortsätter ju, o så slänger jag med en länk också ! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIgey9NLdhk&feature=related Don't mess with the big guy!

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January 2009