UndeadAngel
anton sundin
achike
ketsunoana
Life is only a string off dificult problems,
and the only way to live is to make ass
meany right choises ass possibly
You know what they say, "There's no reason to ever hit a woman." Shit! There's a reason to hit everybody. You just don't do it. Shit, there's a reason to kick an old man down a flight of stairs. You just don't do it. Ain't nobody above an ass-whooping
How does a country get away with keeping half its population in beekeeper suits? I'll tell you how. They say the magic word: religion. It's their . You say religion, you can get away with anything. The Catholics got away with fucking , for crying out loud!
(bill maher)
A serious and good philosophical work could be written consisting entirely of jokes.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die
A new poll shows that Americans now believe that Bill clinton is more honest than President Bush At least when screwed the nation, he did it one person at a time.
(jay leno)
By the way, I say God bless you when someone sneezes.. I never say bless you. Do you want to know why? Because I'm not the Lord! I can't do that . . . I'm just a messenger for the big guns up stairs. And I never say gesundheit, who even says that? GESUNDHEIT! I felt like I'm honoring Hitler or something, Like I'll end up on the History Channel because someone sneezed.
There is an fatass epidemic. One out of every three Americans... weighs as much as the other two
ikorose shinsou
he who does not fear his sword
is not worthy to hold it
achike - fuck off
ketsunoana - Asshole
ikorose shinsou -shoot to kill divine spear
tar du detta seriöst så suger du
(asso svordomarna)
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