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<p style="margin: 5pt 0cm; mso-pagination: none; mso-layout-grid-align: none;"> Well... This guy goes into the hospital, okay?...His wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the doctor and he says, `Oh, Doc, I've been so worried. How are they?' And the doctor smiles and says, `they're fine, just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy.' So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty. `Doc?' he says and turns around and the doctors and nurses wave their arms and scream in his face, `APRIL FOOL! Your wife's dead and the baby's a spastic
/Joker
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