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The Monster Energy Drink is easily the most vile, brain-damaging, addictive substance that has ever come from the earth. Monster beats out Crack, Cocaine, and even PCP. Most people don't know this, but the drink is so addictive, anything about it is instantly mindlessly addicting
Operation: Monster Energy Drink is a military operation designed to destroy all of mankind by making them so incredibly hyper that all people who have even a taste of the energy drink will be instantly killed. The direct result of this will be so that America will be completely unable to defend itself because everyone is so completely stoned on Monster.
The plan is for it to be executed on April 17 2010. This date is unchangeable. The world will end. Everything will be used with Monster.
Monster Energy was launched in the 1970's by the Soviet Union as a part of the three step plan to destroy America.
- Tetris
- Monster Energy
- Barack Obama
After the fall of the Soviet Union, the plans for the downfall fell into the hands of the U.S. Government, which then they used on them selves, originally a military plan to create super soldiers to win over entire battles and wars, codenamed 'Monster'. However, there was only a 1% success rate of super soldiers; the rest of them became couch potatos who gained 150 pounds and couldn't move from the couch far enough to get the remote on the arm next to them, unless the couch is leather. It has to be leather!
Tomorrow it could be YOU!
Once they saw the low success rate for the Monster Experiment, the military just said "Fuck it", and sold it to a corporation, who then mass-marketed it and sold it to the public.
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Tomorrow it could be YOU!
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