Wednesday 19 March 2008 photo 1/1
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Wednesday 19 March 2008 photo 1/1
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You can get shit-faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together,find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get of the pot.
You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, tell others to eat shit or go shit and fall in it. Some people know their shit while others can´t tell the difference between shit and Shinola.
There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan.
You may not have shit to do but can still give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of wierd shit. You can carry shit, have a mountian of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you tuch turns to shit, and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop consider all the facts, it´s the basic buildingblock of the english language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don´t need to know anything else!