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![There are eight steps to being a Christian :
Believe in the Jewish God.
Believe in a Jew named Jesus Christ.
Believe that the Jew Jesus Christ was the son of the Jewish god Yahweh.
Believe in an updated version of the Jewish Torah, known as the Holy Bible.
Take the Bible literally and as the verbatim word of God.
Argue with people who don't believe in Jesus.
Scare the shit out of everybody by saying they are going to Hell. [1]
Falcon punch if they fail to convert.
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HEAVEN!](http://cdn07.dayviews.com/43/_u6/_u6/_u8/_u1/_u9/u668197/27858_1238969813/There_are_eight_steps_to_being_a_Christian_Believe_in_the_Jewish_God_Believe_in_a_Jew_named_Jesus.jpg)
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<p style="margin: 0.4em 0px 0.5em; line-height: 1.5em;">There are eight steps to being a Christian :
- Believe in the Jewish God.
- Believe in a Jew named Jesus Christ.
- Believe that the Jew Jesus Christ was the son of the Jewish god Yahweh.
- Believe in an updated version of the Jewish Torah, known as the Holy Bible.
- Take the Bible literally and as the verbatim word of God.
- Argue with people who don't believe in Jesus.
- Scare the shit out of everybody by saying they are going to Hell. [1]
- Falcon punch if they fail to convert.
- ????
- HEAVEN!
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Mon 6 Apr 2009 15:27
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