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<p style="margin: 0.4em 0px 0.5em; line-height: 1.5em;">There are eight steps to being a Christian :
- Believe in the Jewish God.
- Believe in a Jew named Jesus Christ.
- Believe that the Jew Jesus Christ was the son of the Jewish god Yahweh.
- Believe in an updated version of the Jewish Torah, known as the Holy Bible.
- Take the Bible literally and as the verbatim word of God.
- Argue with people who don't believe in Jesus.
- Scare the shit out of everybody by saying they are going to Hell. [1]
- Falcon punch if they fail to convert.
- ????
- HEAVEN!
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Anonymous
Mon 6 Apr 2009 15:27
zeitgeists..kolla den...
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