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Cup i Munkfors med länslaget... Top Ten Ways to Make Hockey More Exciting: 10. During playoffs, players dress up as their favorite Ice Capades character. 9. Canadians must play in bare feet. 8. All penalties must be served sitting next to that guy who played "Doc" on "The Love Boat". 7. Just barely visible under ice: frozen body of Walt Disney. 6. If the zamboni drops below 50mph it blows up. 5. "Your New Jersey Devils starting goalie -- Miss Katharine Hepburn". 4. New snack bar item: players' missing teeth dipped in fudge. 3. Try hot griddle surface instead of ice. 2. Only guys named Stanley get to wear a cup. 1. One word: BLINDFOLDS. Top Ten Reasons Hockey Is Better Than Sex: 10. It's legal to play hockey professionally. 9. The puck is always hard. 8. The protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it. 7. It lasts a full hour. 6. You know you're finished when the horn goes off. 5. Your parents cheer when you score. 4. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon. 3. Periods last only 20 minutes. 2. You can count on it at least twice a week. 1. You can tell all of your friends about it afterward.
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