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Haha bästa texten xD Stackars tomte xD
he said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve.
he said that his jolly ass needed some help.
he said Christmas ain't a day but a way of life.
"if you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife."
so we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle,
funnier than fuck you can ask Chris Kringle.
so we all took flight but something was fishy.
he asked for road head and started to kiss me.
underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows.
instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildo's.
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster.
it wasn't saint nick it was a fucking impostor.
when we found out he started to pout.
I took my bandanna and I choked him out.
I pulled off his beard and I fucked his mouth.
hi-jacked his sleigh and headed down south.
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