Wildeyesdude
Adam Sears
Memorable quotes for Southpark! ^^ :
Proctologist: [] Wait, what's this?
[]
: Are you okay?
: Dude. You know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome!
: Well, doctor?
: I've never quite seen this before, uh, p - perhaps he just needs some hemmorhoid cream.
[]
: You all right?
: You know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up inside your ass? NO, I'M NOT ALL RIGHT!
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: Hello there, children!
: Chef! What would a priest want to stick in my butt!
: ...G'bye!
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: [] Could I have everyone's attention, please?
[]
: Tomorrow, my son is gonna get married to a beautiful lady.
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: I'm very happy for them both.
[]
: Ooh, there I go - I told myself I wasn't gonna cry.
: It's okay, pop.
: Thomas, you're gonna get me going now.
[]
: I remember when Chef was just a three-year-old little man, he came runnin' into me with a big smile and his little chef's hat on, and he says to me, "Poppa, poppa." I said, "What do you need, Chef, my boy?" He said, "I need about tree-fitty."
: Tree-fitty!
: Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious. I said, "Chef, my boy, why do you need tree-fitty?" He said, "My imaginary friend Boo-Boo the dinosaur wants it." So I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Monster!
: Lord, it was scary!
: I said, "Dammit, monster, you quit bugging my children, now. We work for our money in this house - we don't just give money away!"
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: [] Oh, my God, we killed Kenny.
: [] We killed Kenny?
: Yup. We're bastards.
Proctologist: [] Wait, what's this?
[]
: Are you okay?
: Dude. You know that feeling when you take a huge dump? Awesome!
: Well, doctor?
: I've never quite seen this before, uh, p - perhaps he just needs some hemmorhoid cream.
[]
: You all right?
: You know that feeling when the huge dump you just took shoots back up inside your ass? NO, I'M NOT ALL RIGHT!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
: Hello there, children!
: Chef! What would a priest want to stick in my butt!
: ...G'bye!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
: [] Could I have everyone's attention, please?
[]
: Tomorrow, my son is gonna get married to a beautiful lady.
[]
: I'm very happy for them both.
[]
: Ooh, there I go - I told myself I wasn't gonna cry.
: It's okay, pop.
: Thomas, you're gonna get me going now.
[]
: I remember when Chef was just a three-year-old little man, he came runnin' into me with a big smile and his little chef's hat on, and he says to me, "Poppa, poppa." I said, "What do you need, Chef, my boy?" He said, "I need about tree-fitty."
: Tree-fitty!
: Well, it was about that time I begin to get suspicious. I said, "Chef, my boy, why do you need tree-fitty?" He said, "My imaginary friend Boo-Boo the dinosaur wants it." So I went to my son's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Monster!
: Lord, it was scary!
: I said, "Dammit, monster, you quit bugging my children, now. We work for our money in this house - we don't just give money away!"
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
: [] Oh, my God, we killed Kenny.
: [] We killed Kenny?
: Yup. We're bastards.
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