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"Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML"
AHAHAHAHHA xD Ahahahahahhahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xD
"Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML"
Gaaaaaaaah xD hahahhaha!
"Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML"
Faaaaail! D:
"Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML"
HAHAHHAHAHAHA XD
"Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML"
HAHAHHA GUUD JAG ÄLSKAR DEN SIDAN! :D Och JAA jag är trött och flumm och dygnar för annars hade jag inte orkat upp om jag hade lagt mig och ja jag vet att jag pratar konstigt när jag pratar fort och.. fast detta är inte fort men aa alltså i verkligheteeeen ^^
"Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML"
GAAAAH hahaha xD Förlåt om jag spammar er, jag hoppas ni orkar läsa :3 Det är värt det!
"Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML"
Är det bara jag som är trött eller är detta roligt? xD
"Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML"
AMAJGOD, hemskt, men så söööttt :D
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Camera info
Camera Canon EOS 1000D
Focal length 18 mm
Aperture f/7.1
Shutter 1/130 s
ISO 100
Anonymous
Mon 18 Apr 2011 22:54
... *päronen sover, får inte skratta högt och flummigt, lägger sig och rullar runt i sin säng istället*
True story xD
True story xD
Anonymous
Fri 4 Mar 2011 19:53
men hahahahaha xD
Anonymous
Fri 4 Mar 2011 13:12
"Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML"
DOG av den xD
DOG av den xD
Randomstud
Fri 4 Mar 2011 11:37
"Today, I was trying to have sex with my boyfriend, David. I moaned his name and he whispered, "I'm not David." Then, with an Italian accent, he said, "It's-a-me! Mario!" FML"
Haha, vilket sammanträffande.
FML är skoj, fu på dig som dygna.. xD
Vi hade ju kunnat spela en match till, varför dygna du? :S
Haha, vilket sammanträffande.
FML är skoj, fu på dig som dygna.. xD
Vi hade ju kunnat spela en match till, varför dygna du? :S
Anonymous
Fri 4 Mar 2011 11:23
hahaha, klockrena!
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